Tool

Christofer Drew Ingle, lead singer of Never Shout Never!

/looks at picture of Chris covering his nipples
"God, what a tool."

by OtterKnowsBest May 30, 2009

tool

person who schedules their social habits such as drinking or smoking up.

Lindsay and Katie are huge tools for scheduling their drinking time yesterday... and are now toolboxes because they also schedule their smoke ride to follow.

by dmbdon29 December 15, 2008

tool

a slang term for a fireman
usually a pistol of some sort

tool on deck
when u see me bruh u kno i'm tooled up

by mrd1 September 29, 2007

tool

A person who is a complete round-about. Someone who tinkers or toys with things for no reason. Someone who fixes things that aren't broken or who just wanders around without being aware of their surroundings.

"How come he doesn't see us waving?"

"He's toolish by nature."

by dredlockpolitics April 14, 2006

tool

A weapon of some sort. Comes from U.S.A ghetto culture/language. Used by rudeboys n pikeys.

'Bare mans came down m,y ends with tools'

'Yeah blad i'm tooled up'

'Fool came up on on me but i blasted him with my tool'

by Jaytool July 16, 2008

Tool

One who takes stupid pictures of themselves for most of the day such as pretending to punch camera; One who works at trader joe's; someone who thinks they're fearful; one who fails at defining someone;usually a loser.

Emily: Oh wow, look at Derek's profile icture.
Colleen: He's such a tool!

by thebattlecontinues March 29, 2009

Tool

tool; a disgracefull waste of a life with beliefs bordering on insane.

examples of tool include but are not limited to, tom cruise, the karddashians, barack obama and, of course, luke

by thedr00kenirish June 5, 2009