Tommies Whalehammer

This is the sexual act of inserting a hammer into a BBW's anus abruptly, using a lubricant made of a previous mixture of faeces and semen, and using the hook part of the hammer to stimulate the clitoris. Continue until the girl creates a sound of both pain and pleasure, resembling that of a whale.

I gave Jeanette Big jugs a tommies whalehammer last night with my dad's hammer. It was like visiting the aquarium!

by Arse raider December 4, 2017

Tommy ain't it

It's basically just a child that is 17 years old and has a crush on a 95 year old lady named Lizzie aka Queen Elizabeth II this was proved by Tommy ain't it saying to a tiktok "Oh Lizzie's so lovely 😍😍" Like a simple well I guess he'll be losing No Simp September. 😄

"Omg have you heard of Tommy ain't it's newest video on YouTube?" yes I have I'm starting to think he's a IPad kid ☹"said everyone.

by ☹Why? WHY? WHY?!? WHY...... ☹ September 8, 2021

Tommy YT

Tommy YT is a small YouTuber with 90 subscribers as of 14.02.2021 and is on his way to 100 subscribers. His favourite YouTuber is Jack Massey Welsh (known online as JackSucksAtLife).

P1: Do you know who Tommy YT is?
P2: No? Who is he?
P1: He is a small youtuber.
P2: oh, he has 90 subs.

Tommy YT is a small YouTuber

by BlueGuy210 February 14, 2021

Tommy Knuckles

A general phrase that can be used to describe someone extremely awesome or certifiably nuts. Used frequently in the northern midwest.

Hey, you know that guy Mike?

Yeah, that dude is a total Tommy Knuckles.

by dndgamer May 1, 2010

Tommy Coolatta

A very smart boy
with a super cool immortal dog named Sunkist
And he hates trains and moths

Tommy Coolatta: "Hey look! Look! It's a va- uhh... a va- uhhhh... va- uhh... a turnwheel!"

by The.marz.march March 2, 2022

Doing a Tommy

The act of tucking your trousers into your socks as a fashion statement.

Even though it wasn't cold, Bob was doing a Tommy.

by Bobwayne June 21, 2019

Did a Tommy

Breaking something in freak fashion or saying the least appropriate thing in a delicate situation.

I did a Tommy yesterday when I met Sally. I was trying to compliment her on how big she had become during her pregnancy...

Or

I did a Tommy at work last week. I reached for a glass in the cupboard and it just exploded in my hand!

by delaNoches May 30, 2023