Teddy-bat

An emo kid so cute you want to hug it. Yet so repulsive you want to vomit on it.

Look at that teddy-bat's mustard colored hair.

Sarah: will you get me a teddy-bat for Christmas?

Mommy: As long as you clean up its poo.

by Who am I again? November 4, 2008

Teddy

A man who can fuckin loose his shit when he hears the word Teddybear. Also really handsome. Also may suck and Science and Math.

“Hi Teddybear”
“STOP!”

by billybobjoe2 October 23, 2019

teddy trout

the worse twin. he needs to get his speedo lookin ass tf outta here bruh

"hey do u know teddy trout"
"THAT ANNOYING BITCH HE NEEDS TO GET TF OUT OF HERE !"

by des and ace February 5, 2022

teddy

Sexiest hottest cutest most amazing and segsy and auhhh 😩

teddy is so fucking hot 😩

by kk””le March 23, 2021

Teddie

The BEST BEST FRIEND EVER they are so funny and will listen to anything you have to say, unless your wrong then they'll come at you like a raging bull

Teddies is the very best

by Ash_Rush October 6, 2023

Teddy-eater

Idkk if your name is will but if it is you consume your teddies

Teddy-eater : NOm nOM

The pet store:
That’s our fish..

by Unknown000888 October 25, 2019

teddy bear

a cute bear BUT when you sleep it moves AND WILL TRY TO KILL YOU.

the fucking teddy bear MOVED

by uDONTneedTOknowME66 March 8, 2018