Tiddes

A girls trigger word when a guy Try’s to touch or look at her Tiddes.

Damn girl!You have some nice Tiddes!
-Slaps Him-

by SuicidalAngel October 3, 2018

toddle

1. Noun- when a person is so stone drunk, that they resemble a toddler; in throwing up and not being able to talk, walk, pick up women, etc.

2. Verb- to act like a toddle

1. "Aww, dude you're such a toddle! Why can't you hold your beer?!"

2. "Dude stop toddling around! You're embarrassing yourself!"

by P,L,L,AMUD June 28, 2011

Tindler's List

Whilst using the mobile dating app Tinder, one might come across a potentially less than desirable profile. Matching with them out of pure sympathy because you know they're not going to make it makes you the Shindler of Tinder, and thus places the ugly person on Tindler's List.

"She wasn't good looking, and I felt sorry for her, so I swiped and put her on Tindler's List"

by Jonnnnnnnnnnn May 21, 2014

The Shitty Toddler

When you're fucking a girl from behind, you discretely stick your thumb in her butt and then put it in her mouth.

Yo I totally did The Shitty Toddler with that bitch from the club last night.

by NigAndNog July 12, 2012

Tiddlywinks

The definitions are as follows:

1. A game involving small plastic coins, where you use pressure to make them fly across the room - like pogs.

2. Pubes.

"You should see her tiddlywinks, they're joke!"

by Julio Von Janitor October 24, 2008

twiddle weed

A weed which grabs a person and sticks its long seductive branches up your ass.

That twiddle weed violated me.

by Liam Murphy June 3, 2003

Tuddle

A cuddle from a tubby or large gentleman

Mark is the best at giving a Tuddle

by Emma24 August 30, 2007