Thunder Cunt 

A name given to a an extremely hard-hit shot in football,typically from outside the box, where the ball is hit with the laces so perfectly ,it flies with immense speed that the Goalkeeper has no chance of stopping it.

Also known as a piledriver.

*Tony Yeboah goal for leeds vs Wimbledon 1995*
Fan:OH MY GOD WHAT A THUNDER CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!1!

Thunder Cunt by Whadayafuckingeyeee June 7, 2018

Thunder Pussy 

When a woman queefs loudly.

I was banging some broad I pulled out to change positions when she let some thunder pussy fly.

Thunder Pussy by Skala4 October 16, 2008

Thunder Awesome

A term used to describe something so incredible it seems to be accompanied by a force of nature

Wife: Honey, we're pregnant.
Husband: That's thunder awesome!

Guy 1: Can you believe that he hit the jackpot?
Guy 2: Dude, that so thunder awesome.

Thunder Awesome by Mike Lucek January 9, 2008

Thunder Stealer 

An individual who takes joy in being the first to break big news. He or she rushes with lightening speed to contact all of your friends and family before you get a chance to.

Victim: So I got that promotion! I'm so stoked!
Friend: Yeah I heard, Bob called and told me. Congrats.
Victim: But I just found out like 10 minutes ago! He's such a thunder stealer!

Thunder Stealer by LS21 July 15, 2011

thunder nips 

A guy who has enormous nipples.

girl 1: HAVE YOU SEEN THAT GUYS THUNDER NIPS?
girl 2: YES! THERE HUGE!!

thunder nips by GMAC188775 December 5, 2011

thunder asian 

A muscular, hilarious, or other wise beastly asian. They play football. They are on Ninja Warrior. They do their own versions of american punk songs.

Bruce Lee was a Thunder asian.

thunder asian by Nick11232 November 7, 2007

Thunder Muffin 

The fat roll around a "VERY" large waisted woman's stomach.

I was at this buffet the other night and this fat chick turned around too fast and hit me with her thunder muffin.

Thunder Muffin by Thunder Malone, Otis Adams July 29, 2012