clock thong

a thong for a clock.

person 1: "my clock looks a little boring"
person 2: "ill get you a clock thong!"

by WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO January 20, 2023

John in a thong

A really really bad fuck up.

“It’s all gone John in a thong.”

by Daze1997 June 9, 2022

Thong song

A Song in which is sung about a thong. A really cool nice song that horny gay guys sing before they get it on very passionately and intensely

I love to make thong songs before I fuck

by Dale dobback January 11, 2025

cowboy thong

When a man wears those mega baggy boxer underwear under some jeans… where are we putting all that fabric?! It’s definitely venturing up there!

That man wears baggy boxers with skinny jeans! He’s got that cowboy thong goin on!

by Snoft666 November 29, 2023

Thong Truffle

Bits of fecal matter stuck to a thong or G-String.

Dude likes her so much, he ate her thong truffles.

by Vantallywacker August 6, 2025

Le-Thong James

When u pull a thong out of a bent over woman's ass as far as it will stretch, do a gagger off her turd cutter and release the bungee thread back into her cheek canyon creating a plume of white powder resembling le-bron james’ powdered hand clap.

I went to the strip club last night and hit this stripper w the Le-Thong James in the champagne room

by Mikaela Slopko February 10, 2024

standing thong

The type of thong you can’t sit down in because it rides right up your ass and then the rest of your day you’re picking it out of your crack. Not an all purpose thong meant for all activities.

I sat down and now my thong is riding up, I wore my standing thong today.

by AseBurto November 2, 2023