Thong

Something stuck up your ass that seems to attract men. Often seen on hott women.

"Damnnn...shes lookin fine in that thong"

by Sarah Osgood October 20, 2003

Thong Tan

A tan that you get on your foot that resembles a thong.

You get it from wearing your flip-flops too much in the sun. After you take you flip-flops off it your foot has a tan shaped like a thong.

*After going to the beach

Lizzy: Awww man, I just got a thong tan on my foot, nasty!!!

Mickey: Lucky for me I wore shoes to avoid getting a thong tan. Looks like a sexy tan, you got there.

by nosePIQ'r October 13, 2010

rogue thong

rogue thong – n.; (roug thawng)

inadequate undergarment in generally abominable condition left in the washer or dryer that is found and forcibly, but cautiously, removed by subsequent launder.

“my new building is great, but every time I do laundry, I need a hazmat suit to remove the rogue thongs.”

by rt nick February 4, 2010

Thonging

The act of wearing a thong in public.

I'm going thonging on the beach today, wanna come?

by intaminag June 6, 2016

Dong Thong

An erection of such magnitude in which the undergarment is drawn into the crack of the buttocks resulting in a massive wedgie.

That tasty babe gave me a raging dong thong.

by Boomsuckit May 11, 2013

thongcrete

(thong-creet) The crusties that accumulate on one's thong after a period of not wiping. Can be either a man or woman, there is no discrimination on who wears thongs and accumulates thongcrete. Most normally associated with someone who is dirty and does not shower (or in this particular case, wipe). Kind of like fumunda cheese.

Fuck man, I've got some nasty thongcrete going on.

by TheRealKoolGuy November 10, 2010

denim thong

The phenomenon that happens when a girl's shorts are so short that they appear to be a denim thong. Usually denim thongs are worn by girls who should never leave the house looking like this.

Amy: UH, do you see that girl's shorts?!?

Shelby: What the hell? Is that a denim thong?

by pnutbutter'sjelly May 28, 2011