Thirsty for likes

"TFL" for short. Pages on Facebook, usually run by 12-15 year olds, or people with a mindset of that age. We all see those pages that share stupid fake stories pasted to pictures of people they stole off of Google. The stories are used to get likes and shares for the page. The stories are usually things like "Oh em gee, this father got kicked out of his house by his evil wife with his child bcuz he refused to give up his child because of his disability lyke his wife wanted him to. Plz like and share to help find him a home." You'll see your friends, family, and even grandparents share this bullshit on Facebook. Other times they might bash monotheistic religions and write fake violent versus or something and put a caption like "Oh em gee, how do ppl believe in these religions when they're so violent?!?!" Again, people will share the photos all over Facebook. All their other memes consist of "relationship goalzz" (one week, middle school ones), "things a guy "wants" in a girl/things a guy "wants" in a girl." The worst is when I spread rumors like "having oral sex gives you cancer," or "if you microwave your food, the government uses the radiation signals they put in your food to read your thoughts after you digest your food."

"Betty, what happened to your microwave?"
"Virgin Radio Lebanon posted on Facebook that the government uses the radiation signals they put in your food to read your thoughts after you digest your food."
"That's just thirsty for likes prepubescent teenager hiding behind a computer making fake stories."

"Once upon a tim a gay boy was bullied at skewl, so a girl in his class dyed her hurr rainbow and wore all rainbow to skewl da nxt day 2 support him and said "I love gay ppl." Like if u cri everitim. If you don't share dis story, den you don't have a heart."

by Don't touch me there June 23, 2015

Thirst-tip

When you leave an unnecessarily large gratuity or tip for your waitress/bartender, because you are physically attracted to them, usually in a sexual manner. Your level of lust, "thirst", is so high that you equate a large tip with any chance of sexy time with said individual. These instances usually occur at lower level sports bars and patios. Alcohol will affect the intensity and dollar amount of the thirst-tip. The thirst-tip is usually followed by periods of sadness and/or vigorous masturbation. Rarely is the thirst-tip successful in the endeavors of no-pants dancing.

"Dude, Heather at Bdubs is so hot. I left her a huge thirst-tip. $20 on a $15 tab"

"Ah, gross man. She's super deece. "
"I know....I'm just so thirsty"

by Thirstay August 21, 2015

Thiccsten

Thiccsten is a very radical red white and black snek.
he is a very good boy and always eats his spaghetti.
he has a very thicc and juicy personality, he gets all the hot sneks.
but don't get Thiccsten mad or ill get his dad to come and beat u up.

Vic: wow thats one sexy snek
Kellin: excuse me u skank thats Thiccsten Thiccington he's the sexiest snek alive
Vic: lemme get his number though
Kellin: vic, you're married to me!

by FrnkTHICCINGTON September 18, 2018

Tired Thirds

Third person to hop on the train.

Greg called shotgun,

Brad called sloppy seconds,
Eh fuck it, i guess ill take tired thirds.

by Fuckin_Monkey August 5, 2010

throw-up thirds

what comes after sloppy seconds, usually applies to someone who is of less importance having sex with someone of more questionable sexual values

man look at that nerd,hes getting throw-up thirds from that slut jessica.

by joshtaco August 20, 2007

CTM (Crazy Thirsty Messy)

CTM is an acronym for a person, usually of the female persuation, who is not only crazy and thirsty, but adds insult to injury by also being “messy”. A person who is unstable, needs constant attention and does not care who they offend or piss off by being flagrant and open with their behavior. Someone who is both bi-polar and borderline.

I’d think twice about messing with her, bro... she’s a stage 4 CTM (Crazy Thirsty Messy) with narcissistic tendencies.

by SweetSyl June 16, 2018

That’s one thirsty bitch

A dehydrated female dog that wishes to drink some water

Tom :wow that’s one thirsty bitch
Brandy: yep that dog is very dehydrated

Tom: very hope she’s ok

by uhfhjhghjks June 1, 2021