Tree fiddler

Someone who rubs their penis against a tree for sexual pleasures.
Oh look at that guy over there ,rubbing his balls against a tree!,he’s a tree fiddler
by Hehe sneaky 5000 August 26, 2019
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hittin trees

i have fun when im hittin trees
by vasso December 26, 2006
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Tree Wizard

A fake spiritualist man who regurgitates ancient information in order to sound like a prophet. Uses spirituality as manipulation techniques to gain followers or sexual interest.
That guy was a total tree wizard, he offered me reiki and told me we were soulmates who needed to fuk to awaken me.
by Seadragon00 January 12, 2021
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Tree Leash

A noose that hangs from tree.
Guys I made a tree leash so I can end my suffering!!!
by A-D0G June 25, 2020
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Tree pig

Proper slang for a forest ranger or park police
Damn tree pig busted up our drug-crazed orgy at the campground.
by Mford December 10, 2020
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swizzle tree

A great band consisting of 5 members, all hailing from Chicago. Lead singer is brother of Lucky Boys Confusion lead, also a Chicago band. To see them in their natural habitat, visit Wrigleyville, Metro, House of Blues, and www.swizzletree.com.
swizzle tree sells out the metro (chicago) as well as hosts parties at their house for their streetteam.
by luckiePenguin April 27, 2004
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tree copypasta

I'm doing okay! At first the oxygen stuff was scaring me but now I think I'm doing okay-well, that is, except for the swimming. Call me autumn but I just want to fall apart. If you don't catch what I'm saying, I'm talking about my leaves. I've always been somewhat paranoid but this is a whole new level-luckily this dancing stuff is cool, huh? I mean, who would've thought the power of dance is something we would take advantage of today. Also could Power of Dance be a TPOT parody? TPOD: the power of dance? Would be a lame prize I suppose. I wonder if I win Two's power, if my dance abilities underwater would improve. I think my mind is shifting. Yeah, I actually like the prize. Maybe we should consult Two about changing the prize to "The Power of Dance." Thoughts? Let's be real. I doubt they'd ever go for that. Renaming this early into the season? No, no, no! Also, my biggest secret is
hey, did you like the scene where tree said " I'm doing okay! At first the oxygen stuff was scaring me but now I think I'm doing okay-well, that is, except for the swimming. Call me autumn but I just want to fall apart. If you don't catch what I'm saying, I'm talking about my leaves. I've always been somewhat paranoid but this is a whole new level-luckily this dancing stuff is cool, huh? I mean, who would've thought the power of dance is something we would take advantage of today. Also could Power of Dance be a TPOT parody? TPOD: the power of dance? Would be a lame prize I suppose. I wonder if I win Two's power, if my dance abilities underwater would improve. I think my mind is shifting. Yeah, I actually like the prize. Maybe we should consult Two about changing the prize to "The Power of Dance." Thoughts? Let's be real. I doubt they'd ever go for that. Renaming this early into the season? No, no, no! Also, my biggest secret is..."? it would be a great copypasta. how about call it the tree copypasta?
by wumbowatcher May 06, 2023
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