Travel Jack

Jerking it (or flicking the bean) while on a road trip.

My drive was terrible until I decided to get a travel jack in on I-95

by RtwofourV November 23, 2015

Mental Space-travel

To be in the state of mind where the world is your instrument. You are a floating wisp through space and time. Your ideas and thoughts extend beyond society’s frontier. You have dreams and projects that you won’t let anyone get in the way of no matter what. You are mobile and never settle with what you are comfortable with, you always strive to discover something new about yourself and your surroundings.

Person 1: Why do you have plane tickets to Egypt?

Person 2: I’m going to build an automated dildo machine on top of the pyramid of Giza which will be powered by the sun’s solar energy

Person 1: wtf why?

Person 2: I’m in a state of mental space-travel

by Diskoteklizard November 18, 2018

Distraction Travel

Travel that is interesting enough and long enough away from your normal life that the distraction of the new sights, activities, food, drinks, culture etc cause you to break all your normal habits. Can be great for weights loss, clearing a foggy head due to stress or a high work load. Generally involves at least 4 weeks away to allow complete disconnection from ones normal regime, lifestyle and habits.

I really need some distraction travel to clear my head as I can't decide whether to quit this job and go full time on my sideline or not.

by ThroughDistraction October 19, 2018

Travels With Charley

A horrible book that you read in 6th or 7th grade. The teacher is usually really boring and you have to go on and on with this fucking book. I wanted to kill myself after working on this book for the fourth month.

That book called Travels With Charley is so fucking bad.

by Mac Ackbar November 7, 2018

travellers remorse

After travelling abroad for a long period of time, having the time of your life, meeting amazing people and tasting amazing foods...returning to your urban life working 9-5 (or 7-6:40pm), seeing a computer screen all day long, and wondering when the next long weekend will be.

i.e. Wishing you were still in Australia backpacking for example

Man...waking up at 5:30am every morning to catch transit and Code program at work has really made me catch travellers remorse

I have travellers remorse...when can we go to Poland?!

by Catchflights July 26, 2017

Time travel

When you wake up with crust in your eyes and think you can get an extra five minutes of sleep but you wake up like five hours later on accident.

*Alarm rings*
Kevin: Oh damn I’m tired maybe I can get five more minutes of sleep... Zzz
*five hours later*
Kevin: OH SHIT I TIME TRAVELED!

by iamanthonydean February 25, 2019

Traveling eye

Synonymous with lazy eye. The ability to look two different people in the eye, at the same time.

“Oh boy, she has a traveling eye...”

by Melanie Trump II January 1, 2019