Teddy Bear

The cuddly bears who protect the little kids from monsters under there bed

We need to get Timmy a Teddy bear so we don't have to keep going in his room to make sure the monster doesn't get him

by MymumletmedrinkDIETWATER September 20, 2019

Teddy Bear

a happy less intelligent female usually attractive.

mani! your girl a teddy bear...

by lybacsvo August 22, 2023

Teddy bear

When one shits, then shaves pubic hair before flushing.

Laid a mad teddy bear for the real estate.

by B-ry. May 31, 2018

Teddy Bear

Type of gay (or mlm) man who is chubby, but small and almost hairless. Cuddly like a teddy bear, not as big or hairy as a standard 'Bear'.

My boyfriend is the cutest Teddy Bear you'll ever see! He's very huggable.

by Mr Creemy August 24, 2021

Teddy Bear

Nickname for Richie Incognito

The Teddy Bear was named the dirtiest NFL player one year.

by Coop Dupe January 14, 2025

Teddy Bear

A teddy bear can be anything, a bear, duck, frog, dog, frog, kangaroo.

"Give me my teddy bear back!"
"Teddy Bear is in the dictionary."

by #Leonardo The Vinci April 13, 2020

teddy dead

When someone does something right before you are about to do it. Preferably a cibling or friend. It is one of the most annoying things ever.

I turned on the water to the shower and went to get a towel from my room. I came back and heard my brother singing along to the radio while showering. I hate when he is teddy dead.

by Nikoss January 31, 2008