Seattle Salt

The behavior exhibited by fans of the Seattle Seahawks after they lose a game. Can be amplified if said fan is empowered by being surrounded by other fans.

Seahawks Fan: "It's bullshit that we lost because of a call that I don't, nevermind when calls go in the Seahawks favor. I want Tennessee to win the Superbowl!"

Non-Seahawks Fan: "Wow. The Seattle Salt is real..."

by BsAlchemy January 13, 2020

Seattle Sombrero

When you put your uncircumcised penis over another persons nose.

When he was sleeping, I gave him him a seattle sombrero.

by Lil Bussy September 27, 2022

Seattle Sombrero

When you dip your uncircumcised penis into a cup of coffee, and then stretch it over another persons nose.

My friend kept falling asleep at work, so i gave him a little "seattle sombrero" to get him through the day!

by Lil Bussy September 27, 2022

Seattle sinkhole

A cheap prostitute that gets a train ran on her by dairy cows and you jerk off

My buddies took me to Washington to watch a Seattle sinkhole show

by Caulknballs November 26, 2024

raining like Seattle

heavy rain. similar to raining cats and dogs.

Aight dude, i'm gonna take a walk outside, see ya lat- OH MY GOD IT'S RAINING LIKE SEATTLE OVER HERE!

by AbsoluteHooman89 May 13, 2021

Seattle Spin Cycle

When a man ejaculates inside a female partner during a missionary position, then immediately transitions into a sixty-nine until he can form another erection; repeat.

You must be from Seattle if you're nasty enough to do a Seattle Spin Cycle.

by s.163 February 14, 2019

Seattle smoke and mirror trick

For a women to fart during intercourse while the penis is still in the vagina in front of a mirror

Oh she pulled the old Seattle smoke and mirror trick on me last night

by Spliff deathstar March 04, 2023