Seattle Steamer

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, except you have to smear cream cheese all over her chest first.

She asked me for a Seattle Steamer, but I'm lactose intolerant.

by SilentBen999 September 16, 2024

seattle sprinkle

When you nut around the room, sprinkling it around.

Dude, I just seattle sprinkled her room and now she wants me out

by Xippo June 7, 2024

Seattle Lightning Bolt

When you dump a gallon of water on your girls vagina, then proceed to slap her viciously with your dick. And then shit on her vagina and shove in quickly

Dad: "Son, I want you to know you were born during the Seattle lightning bolt"

by lusealdickman September 18, 2016

Seattle Steam Dry

When you cum on your partners chest then proceed to fart on it till its dried

John: ay what’d you and your wife get up to last night
Steve: I give her a good ol Seattle Steam Dry
John: Whatta fuckin dude

by bleu0000000000 August 9, 2024

Seattle-sneeze

Wuhan-flu

The Seattle-sneeze I have this week is worse than the Wuhan-flu I had last month...

by Lucky180 March 4, 2020

Seattle

A kind, loyal, honest, shy, outgoing, and loving person. She is a very smart person and has a big heart. She is sensitive but also forgiving and never forgets. Seattle is a very rare name. Seattle is a very creative person and she loves to be loved. You have to treat her heart love, respect, and etc and she will return it back. P.S my name is also Seattle

Hey Seattle gurl

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Seattle spoon wheel

Strap sexual partner to a poll fixed to a wheel. Spin the wheel causing the pole and partner to rotate. Extend out a cold metal spoon and allow the spinning partners privates to light graze the chilled spoon.

I got freeze burn from doing the Seattle Spoon Wheel

by Afakename June 27, 2024