Seat Logic

The practice of reversing conventional Toilet Seat etiquette for the benefit of the greater good.

There comes a time in a social function that it makes more sense to leave the Toilet Seat in the "Up" position as a default to avoid being pissed on inadvertently. The "Up" position also maximises gravitational clearance of any residual spray that will occur as the function enters the latter stages.

"Wow"! "You should see the state of the toilet, time to implement Seat Logic".

"Make sure to put the seat back Up after you go, and I'd take a towel for this one"!

by Table of Knowledge October 3, 2016

dogturtle seat

An unfavorable position

With an 0-2 count, the batter is in the dogturtle seat.

by MikeyPatriot August 1, 2010

deep seated

deep seated: adj. -a severe personal belief felt in the loins, being wholeheartedly convicted of a feeling

It is my deep seated intent to free the beast on my girlfriend later.

by baccngravvy June 5, 2018

Seated-up

To be with child and therefore unable to hold any semblance of your former social life or personal identity. This runs the gamut of all active parents, whether they disappear because they are committed to their new role, or if they reluctantly and resentfully accept the role after receiving a positve paternity test in a state that's all but banned abortion.

"Yo Troy, let's scoop up DeMarcus so we can smoke this spliff and watch Endgame"

"DeMarcus ain't coming. Ain't you heard? He seated-up with Shavon. He got the paternity results from Maury Povich and those two poofed like Thanos."

by SoilentRed September 25, 2019

seat 21

a young mans masterbated seamen found most often on a childs school bus

omg me a tobie just saw somebody seat 21
in across the row we were sitting in

by SEAT 21 January 24, 2022

Seat Buck

When someone gets out of a seat that you want and by the laws of Seat Buck you are allowed to shout "Seat Buck!" and you are allowed to take the seat.

Your friend gets out of a comfortable recliner to pick up something he/she dropped. You yell "Seat Buck!" Which allows you to take his/her seat.

by Shan [: February 22, 2009

p seat

Slang for the passenger seat of a car or any vehicle.

You can call shotgun all you want, but my girl got p seat.

by Copythatagentk February 22, 2011