One who while intoxicated flops around on the dance floor with absolutely no control, must be supported by another person to function, just like a 'muppet' also has a hankering for getting stuffed in the butt.
by brodunk February 1, 2017
Get the butt stuff muppetmug. by Naaman_Lyon September 18, 2020
Get the Naff muppetmug. by Tattoo Kim 1.3 September 27, 2023
Get the Muppet-tishmug. Term referring to a woman who’s face resembles that of a Muppets reject that was tossed into storage, forgotten about, stolen by a couple of meth heads, left on a porch in the rain, tossed in a dryer on high heat, then discarded in the trash where it eventually ends up in a sewer.
by Laura Courtney November 18, 2022
Get the Sewer Muppetmug. by Jeffery funks May 9, 2022
Get the the biggest muppet evermug. A derogatory insult describing a typically light skinned black person with facial features some what similar to a muppet or Bobby Jack 🐒🐵
Damn you dark skinned girls aren't even attractive.
Yet somehow it works unlike your muppet mouth looking like of people.
Yet somehow it works unlike your muppet mouth looking like of people.
by NeviAntix April 21, 2025
Get the Muppet Mouthmug. 1. To strike someone through any part of the body of another.
2. A specific form of hamfwamf, where the weaponized motherfucker is somehow worn by the attacker.
2. A specific form of hamfwamf, where the weaponized motherfucker is somehow worn by the attacker.
Observer 1: “Did you see that? He punched that dude’s head into that other dude’s head!“
Observer 2: “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.“
Observer 1: “What?”
Observer 2: “You know, like, he’s got Kermit on his hand, and fuckin’ Kermit’s like...” makes a headbutting motion, that would be a punch for the puppeteer “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.”
Observer 1: “Why are you like this?”
Observer 2: “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.“
Observer 1: “What?”
Observer 2: “You know, like, he’s got Kermit on his hand, and fuckin’ Kermit’s like...” makes a headbutting motion, that would be a punch for the puppeteer “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.”
Observer 1: “Why are you like this?”
by Ends-the-Dance June 17, 2020
Get the Muppet Punchmug.