A grand rizzard is a person who is the ultimate culmination of all of the rizz on the planet. There can only be one "Grand Rizzard". The current Grand Rizzard is: Duke Dennis. (subject to change)
Joey Diaz: So, Duke, I heard you the new... uh.. "Grand Rizzard". Now what the hell is that?
Duke: Huh? (he's old as fuck)
Duke: Huh? (he's old as fuck)
by warongore January 20, 2023
Get the Grand Rizzardmug. 
by DVMaximus August 24, 2016
Get the grand berangomug. A jolly, overweight individual. Typically male. His boisterous physique and humorous personality fill everyone around him with joy.
John is such a grand fat, he’s always cracking jokes and eating goldfish crackers. Not to mention he weighs 342 pounds! What a card!
by VenatorDestroyer April 19, 2023
Get the Grand Fatmug. That awful feeling when you realize you have just said something horrible, or you are supposed to be somewhere you aren't, or have forgotten to bring/do/say something important. Cartoonist B. Kliban coined this term and defined it as 'a sudden rush of shit to the heart.'
She experienced a Grand Clong because she had just asked an acquaintance how the kids were, before remembering they had both died recently in a car wreck.
He received a text asking where he was, and immediately suffered a Grand Clong when he realized he was supposed to be at the Very Important Meeting instead of at a matinee movie showing.
Standing at the podium in front of the packed auditorium, a Grand Clong washed over her as she pulled her folded speech printout from her pocket and saw that it was her travel itinerary.
He received a text asking where he was, and immediately suffered a Grand Clong when he realized he was supposed to be at the Very Important Meeting instead of at a matinee movie showing.
Standing at the podium in front of the packed auditorium, a Grand Clong washed over her as she pulled her folded speech printout from her pocket and saw that it was her travel itinerary.
by Lacrocivious Acrophosist September 27, 2023
Get the Grand Clongmug. by Arinagrnade April 26, 2019
Get the Ariana grandingmug. A trans woman who exudes an aura of social dominance. Everyone wants to be her friend. Her appearance screams elegance. Her personality is like a cashmere sweater, warm and tasteful, never going out of style.
She is the embodiment of what every woman wants to be. She is…Grand Diva
She is the embodiment of what every woman wants to be. She is…Grand Diva
“Do you see Nicki’s outfit today? I would kill for that necklace”
“Yup. She surely is Grand Diva”
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“Diana is a Grand Diva. She’ll either be your best friend or your worst competition. Don’t test her or her gangster!”
“Yup. She surely is Grand Diva”
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“Diana is a Grand Diva. She’ll either be your best friend or your worst competition. Don’t test her or her gangster!”
by TheeGrandestDiva April 1, 2022
Get the Grand Divamug.