by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

by Enron_89 November 4, 2010

by RTM 1963 May 30, 2023

My latest contribution to the giggle hungry folk of the interweb! A refined, cultured way to say, well, basically... "You're about to get creamed 😬🤣🤙🏼".
This fresh-to-the- market catchphrase is to be delivered in the most northern Irish accent possible, obviously for maximum giggles 😬🤣.
This fresh-to-the- market catchphrase is to be delivered in the most northern Irish accent possible, obviously for maximum giggles 😬🤣.
"Oi yer bastard, I'll bend yer bifocals!" said Seamus to the ponce that was caught drilling his missus...
by StevePoodle August 3, 2025

Person 1: How was that music festival?
Person 2: It was mostly rad, until I saw this really messed up chick mud bending on my third best friend Chadley.
person 1: Eww that is so gross!
person 2: Tell that to my third best friend Chadley.
Person 2: It was mostly rad, until I saw this really messed up chick mud bending on my third best friend Chadley.
person 1: Eww that is so gross!
person 2: Tell that to my third best friend Chadley.
by Bedroom Buddha December 5, 2019


the hypothetical process of folding space paths once, twice or multi-folds so as to reduce the distance between the earth and a heavenly body. This would reduce the space distance in the extreme so that space travel to that heavenly body can be made at a much shorter time that what it would take now.
If scientists could develop a space bending mechanism, man could travel to even a distant star by folding the space path to that star,say billion times.
by uttam maharjan October 17, 2011
