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acrimonious Albert

acrimonious: bitter/angry

Albert: who is named albert?
someone that sucks all the good energy from the room like a vampire and makes everyone bitter like them
the vampire of a person: *walks into the room*
all of us: “can you stop being a acrimonious Albert”

vampire: *dies on stop because they can’t be in a good mood for one second*
by Albert hater December 14, 2023
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Albert Jr

He is so cute hot and charming period and every girl crushes him like just cant be resisted
by dgkssfkkl February 22, 2021
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Albert Camus

A Fr*nch fucking bastard he probably has a baguette shaped dildo

"omg albert camus is such a great author" - said noone ever
"albert camus? more like alBUM camus"
"OMGG yes beat my wife and kill arabs!!!" - albert camus

albert camus is the Morgz 2016 of literature, he likes likes yaoi, and is the twink of all writers

"wow that guy is such an Albert Camus (hes a fucking bum)"
"wow, what an Albert Camus"
by fr0st 3oo May 27, 2024
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albert

person 1: omg who is that fine man sitting there?
person 2: probably an Albert.
by Kanye East yuhhhhhhhhh July 1, 2022
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Cold Albert

1) Poop on plate
2) Stick poopy plate in freezer
3) Wait several hours
4) Put frozen poop back in poop shoot
5) Poop out frozen poop on partner
6) Repeat

Endless fun
Cold alberts are great fun for the family
by Cold albie April 1, 2013
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albert

i like to touch myself inappropriately to anime
i would hate to be an albert!
by jinjerboi November 22, 2021
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Albert

Albert is someone who doesn't know how to socially interact much. He isn't a person to talk to a lot of people or text anyone. He's always single. He is the type of guy to cheat if he ever gets a girlfriend because he never had many girls to begin with and seeks female validation. Once you get to know him and be close to him, he is such a sweet guy and will care so much about you. He is also the worst person to argue with because he is as slow as a turtle when it comes to pointing out things or trying to prove you wrong. He is always wrong btw.

He's usually very hot and you just wanna lick him all over, but his friends are so much hotter which whom you also would like to lick all over.
Person 1: Go ask Albert for his friends snap for me.

Person 2: No he's weird he barely talks, you do it.
by nigeras_23 November 23, 2021
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