by Kittie September 10, 2003
Get the buck wildmug. A wild female, most often promiscuous, having many sexual affairs with African Americans at the club and the cruise.
by StantheManMan September 10, 2006
Get the Wild Pussymug. A wild penis is a crazyass penis that has contracted so many lethal venereal diseases from such frequent, intense, puke-evoking wanking and/or intercourse that it has miraculously grown its own functioning DNA and come to life. One can find wild penes almost anywhere they can find any animal, but they are often identified by the kind of environment they live in (ex. common house penes, saltwater penes, woodland penes, prairie penes, etc.). When a penis goes wild, each component of it resembles a vital physical function on/in a large-scale mammal. For instance, its testicles become its feet, its foreskin becomes its head, its urethral opening becomes its mouth, parts of its epididymis become its arms and paws, and maybe its pearly penile papules become its eyes-I honestly know very little to nothing about biology and everything else. Defenses: They piss on anything/anyone they dislike and threatening houses. They cumblast their natural predators, vulvae, to poison them and/or drive them away. This definition is rational as fuck! As proof, among many other places, wild penes abound in Chimi Lhakhang, Bhutan.
Idiot 1: It's just a penis. It doesn't have stingers, teeth or claws. It's completely harmless! So why the fuck are you panicking so much?!?!
Idiot 2: This was no ordinary penis, man. It could walk and breath, even though it was disembodied!
Idiot 1: No, it can't be. They went extinct more than ten millennia ago!
Idiot 2: I don't know what the motherfuck you're saying!!!
Idiot 1: I'm saying you'd better kill yourself, Idiot 2! It's the only way to avoid the misery that will befall civilization with the invasion of the wild penis.
Idiot 2: This was no ordinary penis, man. It could walk and breath, even though it was disembodied!
Idiot 1: No, it can't be. They went extinct more than ten millennia ago!
Idiot 2: I don't know what the motherfuck you're saying!!!
Idiot 1: I'm saying you'd better kill yourself, Idiot 2! It's the only way to avoid the misery that will befall civilization with the invasion of the wild penis.
by E idiots dei March 22, 2020
Get the wild penismug. Wild sifto is a commonly used term to refer to living life on the wild side. If you aren't dancing on a cooler, fish hooking it in he middle of a circle, or doing cartwheels in the front lawn then you are not living out wild sifto.
by Bigtex500 December 5, 2013
Get the wild siftomug. by masterofdaworldnumba2 November 29, 2009
Get the bush-wildmug. 
noun - A stickiness that is acquired unintentionally as from a dirty counter-top or a sticky floor.
antonym: farmed sticky - a stickiness that is acquired from an intentional act such as breaking up weed to put into a blunt.
antonym: farmed sticky - a stickiness that is acquired from an intentional act such as breaking up weed to put into a blunt.
I got so much wild sticky on my elbow from accidentally rubbing that counter, must be from the cranberry sauce.
by Ogrefabulous December 13, 2007
Get the wild stickymug.