for some reason the western people are obsessed with plastic, plastic lawns, packaging, water bottles, boobs, plastic surgery, plastic children's toys, plastic pipes, phones, plastic computer cases, plastic shipping boxes, name something they buy and I bet you there's a plastic version. these fucks have an obsession with taking oil out of the ground and turning it into inorganic polymers. This is what making 5 cents more per unit sold does to a motherfucker.
by BeatMeatRepeat November 17, 2022
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"After I banged out that packet streamlining protocol on my p815 with shadow-masking, I totally got a handy from this chick at the Final Fantasy convention...her name was western-phantom. I promised myself I wouldn't cry..."
by Q Roberts January 12, 2008
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Jennie was walking around Bangkok looking like her dog died because the guys only cared about the hookers at Soi Cowboy. She had a total The Western Scowl on her face
by Ty Does Moose Stuff March 11, 2020
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That chick Racheal was so loose I had to give her the Western NY Coney Dog so we could both feel something.
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Oh no! Ezequiel and his 2 home boys are doing the Western Tripod Experience! I am an uncomfortable bystander.
by Pigsu February 4, 2023
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