tower monkey

Someone who climbs towers for a living

The light on top of that tower just went out. Better call in the tower monkeys to Chang it.

by Bob0117 February 1, 2018

The Tower of Cumdon

The Tower of Cumdon - An impenetrable fortress of solitude in which one spends their days masturbating. Resulting in many concrete socks.

"Did you get much uni work done over the weekend mate?"

"Nah I just locked myself away in The Tower of Cumdon & used up all my data allowance on Tinder"

by Bushmangarry January 30, 2014

Golden Towers

Tall Russian twin hookers that urinate on Donald Trump

Did you see those Golden Towers? I hear they are Ivanka Trump's cousins.

by Far East Texas Tamale January 11, 2017

Tower of Fatness

a shit tower made by ludovinci in ring 3
laziest tower ever

(person 1) Wanna go play Tower of Fatness?
(person 2) hell nah that shit ass

by duskk March 17, 2023

eiffel tower

when you and your friend are both having sex with a girl at the same time, and you give a double handed hi-five. thereby resembling the eiffel tower.

"yo lets eiffel tower that chick son!"

by smash brother #1 March 8, 2008

Buzzing The Tower

when a chick plays like she's gonna give you some head, but she doesn't actually suck on it cause shes afraid it will spit on her.

that ho i was wit last nite, she was all up on my stick an' shit
then she just buzzed the tower, that bitch was wack!

by mike methane November 21, 2002

eiffel tower

A big building. Pretty much the logo of france.

I went to france and bought one of those little eiffel tower models because I'm a tourist

by where am i? March 6, 2005