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Thanos

He's a purple daddy with a big ass who's killed many, many people.
"Hey have you seen infinity war, Rob?" Todd asked
"Yeah and I thought Thanos was an awful person for killing Peter Parker."
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Thanos

Thanos: Thor, son if Odin

Thor: Thanos, son of a bitch.
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Thanos

A big purple grape with an army of grapes who are trying to find shiny rocks so he can click his fingers and kill half of the lobby in fortnite
by America’s ass May 1, 2019
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thanos

thanos is a great big fat rat who goes to maccas every day but now has started to go on lite n easy to loose his fat jelly belly also his nutsack chin is so wrinkly it would look like it came out of a microwave.all thanos is is a confused naked mole rat trying to impress with his sparkley collection of rockssssssssssssssssssssss.
thanos is THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
by soopder piiig4 January 1, 2020
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Thanos

This big rotten grape that likes to collect minerals so he can kill half the population and make life insurance in debt
Also wears a but plug so ant man no explode in his big butt
Thanos: "snaps"
Life insurance"is now bankrupt"
Thanos"Ha! lol
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THANOS

VERY HOT MEN LOOK LIKE GRAPE
NOT FAT
EVERYONE'S DREAM MAN
ME THE HOT YES CHILL OF YES YOU NO
YOU FAT
Thanos beautiful
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Thanos

Lost his normal chin in a tragic battle with meth
Thanos is sexy
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