slop gf

A slop gf (aka a cozy, lazy, low-effort but lovable gremlin) engages in activities that require minimal energy but bring maximum comfort. Here’s what she might do:
- Laying in Bed for Hours
- Eating Messily
- Gaming in the Most Unhinged Position
- Wearing the Same Comfy Clothes for Days
- Making Strange Noises Instead of Talking
- Watching Shows Without Actually Watching
- Being Dramatic Over Minor Inconveniences
- Collecting Random Objects

- Going Feral at 3 AM
- Wanting to Be Babied

Miro's doing nothing but bed-rotting and browsing memes all day, she has truly become prime slop gf material, I cannot wait to marry her

by Phantasea March 27, 2025

Carolina Mop and Slop

When a Carolina 6 (an LA 3) with dreaded hair gives you head

I had a crazy time at the bar last night, I met a chick and got the Ole Carolina Mop and Slop.

by JacksonJohnsers December 23, 2020

Postmans genetic slop

Postmans genetic slop

I was sat at the 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff CF3 3BG pub when the postman came in and I offered my arsehole up for his Postmans genetic slop

by Merty_bernister_9brachdyroad January 25, 2020

SLOP

disgusting sloppy food, goyslop

the kinda food all these subhuman retards at urban dictionary got fed growing up by their american/third world parents

bernd: mom ordered pizza against *posts picture of what seems to be a horrendously messi mixture of cheese, fried eggs and fries*
bernd 2: absolute slop

by Bernd2 August 22, 2024

Leyton Slop

Leyton Slop is Goyslop consumed by a man by the name of leyton, most typically Dominoes Pizza.

"give me a minute to wake up, go to shop, i haven't eaten for like 3 days so naturally ill order Leyton slop"

by CEO of Funny November 23, 2023

Pit Slop

The act of taking a break half way through sex to do something else, whether it is just a break to cool down, or a BJ to switch it up. Can also be used as slang for masturbation during a stressful or tiring time.

"They're on minute five and Brandon has to take a pit slop or risk exhaustion"
"Had a long day so far guys, gonna go take a pit slop"

by SimplyExuberant April 30, 2020

chicken slop

A term used to describe the spunk of a young effeminate male that drips out of the rectum of another male (or female).

At the end of the night, the hairy bear had a quart of chicken slop running down his legs.

by Mel Rose May 25, 2010