sea turtle

a really ugly girl that isnt quite as ugly as a swamp donkey, but damm she is dank!!

man check out that sea turtle!
im gonna get really drunk tonight and hit that sea turtle up!!

by steven tyler konken May 4, 2008

Sea gull

A sexual situation where one girl and 5 guys are involved. Two of the guys DP the girl while she jerks off two others and blows the last. While this is happening, her moaning sounds like a sea gull and her jerking off motion resembles the bird's wings flapping.

"well if you really want to, I think Jill would let me, you and three other dudes give her the old sea gull."

by MattyMurr March 3, 2008

sea-ass

When your ass becomes wrinkly from being in the sea or ocean for too long.

Dude, I've got sea-ass from being in the ocean for, like, three hours!

Hahaha! No way, that's so funny!

by Delinquent.Unicorn October 20, 2010

red sea

what happens every month for women

Joe: MAN DAT BAITCH MUST BE BLEEDIN THE RED SEA

by satan November 19, 2003

Sea Hag

A coupon clipping, gossiping, breath snapping woman who is quick to judge, bitch and freak out; usually found in packs.

Sea hags are divided into ranks; young woman start as Private Sea Hags and bitch there way to the dreaded Sergeant Sea Hag

"Brandon's sister is such a sea hag, with all the bitching she does she will make her way to Sergeant in no time."

The grocery store was having a killer sale on lemon curd, but that didn't matter to Nitz, she still bitched about it all afternoon. You just can't please that ole' sea hag.

by Mohrtician November 16, 2011

The Sea Cactus

The act of a male and female letting there pubic hairs grow to the point roughness, in which they sixty nine each other while rubbing there faces in each others pubes. Poking and probably hurting one another (depending on how long they haven't washed and grown) giving the imagination of rubbing your face on a cactus for sexual pleasure.

Friend 1: "Hey man did you hear what joey did last night? Him and Diana totally Sea cactused each other"
Friend 2: "That's gross... did it feel good?"
Friend 1: "I don't know we should try it"
Friend 2: "I don't like the idea of doing The Sea Cactus"

by Friend Number 2 July 17, 2009

sea legs

n. ability to hold one's drink like a pirate; a high tolerance for alcohol

Look how sloppy drunk Dave is. When is he going to get his sea legs?

by nukeevry1 May 28, 2009