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ming board

The act of sitting on a skateboard to ride it, instead of standing up.
by kerb stealer February 24, 2011
mugGet the ming boardmug.

face minge

The type of interim teenage beard that makes someone look like a twat
Hey Digby, did you check out the face minge on Clint? He looks like a twat!
by SmurgleT April 24, 2016
mugGet the face mingemug.

spunk minge

A promiscuous woman's semen soiled vagina after being penetrated and abused by one or multiple penises.
Why the long face, Carol? " I finally took Jamal and the rest of the basketball team up for a study session and apparently no means yes, I have a serious case of spunk minge."

Hey Andrew, how was your date last night? "After an initial set back I eventually got her to agree to consensual sex. I left that filthy pig with spunk minge.

Hey Fox, should I take Susie out for a night on the town? " Hell no, Donald. Unless you are in the mood for a spunk minge sandwich. She's a real whore."
by Donald A. February 12, 2019
mugGet the spunk mingemug.

Fizzy Minge

The unusual tingling feeling a girl feels between her legs when standing next to an attractive male while stuck on a tube for nearly an hour, with the temperature increasing in both the Carriage, and between her legs.
L: 'I was stuck on the tube today for ages, like 50 mins. At least the guy next to me was, like, WELL FIT. I had a proper fizzy minge!'
by Smaybes April 14, 2011
mugGet the Fizzy Mingemug.

Ya Ming

ay dem rims be fresh, ya ming?
by dat one dude October 25, 2006
mugGet the Ya Mingmug.

Yao Ming

To drill a hole through someone's temple in their skull with your penis, and then proceed to fuck their brain.
Jeremy: Hey Beth, how did you enjoy being Yao Minged?
Beth:......
Jeremy: Yeah, I leave bitches speechless
by Cockdriller March 1, 2010
mugGet the Yao Mingmug.

minge bag

A person who is extremely `careful` with money
Get the drinks in, ya fuckin` minge bag
by wilkie January 11, 2009
mugGet the minge bagmug.

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