ming board

The act of sitting on a skateboard to ride it, instead of standing up.

check out mah ming boarding skillz

by kerb stealer February 24, 2011

face minge

The type of interim teenage beard that makes someone look like a twat

Hey Digby, did you check out the face minge on Clint? He looks like a twat!

by SmurgleT April 24, 2016

spunk minge

A promiscuous woman's semen soiled vagina after being penetrated and abused by one or multiple penises.

Why the long face, Carol? " I finally took Jamal and the rest of the basketball team up for a study session and apparently no means yes, I have a serious case of spunk minge."

Hey Andrew, how was your date last night? "After an initial set back I eventually got her to agree to consensual sex. I left that filthy pig with spunk minge.

Hey Fox, should I take Susie out for a night on the town? " Hell no, Donald. Unless you are in the mood for a spunk minge sandwich. She's a real whore."

by Donald A. February 12, 2019

Fizzy Minge

The unusual tingling feeling a girl feels between her legs when standing next to an attractive male while stuck on a tube for nearly an hour, with the temperature increasing in both the Carriage, and between her legs.

L: 'I was stuck on the tube today for ages, like 50 mins. At least the guy next to me was, like, WELL FIT. I had a proper fizzy minge!'

by Smaybes April 14, 2011

Ya Ming

means "you know what i mean","understand".
pronounced "yaw-meng"

ay dem rims be fresh, ya ming?

by dat one dude October 25, 2006

Yao Ming

To drill a hole through someone's temple in their skull with your penis, and then proceed to fuck their brain.

Jeremy: Hey Beth, how did you enjoy being Yao Minged?
Beth:......
Jeremy: Yeah, I leave bitches speechless

by Cockdriller March 1, 2010

minge bag

A person who is extremely `careful` with money

Get the drinks in, ya fuckin` minge bag

by wilkie January 11, 2009