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Meatball Programming

"Meatball Programming" is to programming what "Meatball Surgery" was to surgery on the TV series M*A*S*H, which ran from 1972 to 1983.

It is a hasty, ad-hoc approach to coding in which quick fixes are implemented without proper planning, documentation, testing, or regard for long-term system stability. These fixes are pushed up to the Live environment in record time, and they are focused solely on immediate problem resolution.
Our website is down again. The boys in the back room are doing some meatball programming to get it working again before we piss off even more users.
by Oil City April 2, 2025
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Meatball-Muncher

The definition of a rotund Italian that eats a lot of meatballs! Occasionally you’ll find a Meatball-Muncher with pieces of Meatball in their mustache/beard.
Sofia: Oh my! Did you see that meatball-muncher?
Lauren: Yes! He looks like Uncle Guido! He was such a Meatball-Muncher..
Sofia: I miss uncle guido :(
by whiteclawbitch April 9, 2022
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meatball

someone that’s shaped like a meatball
isa you’re a meatball

jayla you are built like a meatball
by Dr. Squid August 16, 2021
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Meatball Monday

somebody who rushes to the nearest source of food and takes the best seat available
person 1: where should we go?
person 2: let's get food before meatball monday
by KlagtrinFoghorn September 19, 2023
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Cloudy Meatballs

When a man ejaculates in the face of his partner and then proceeds to teabag him or her between the eyes.
He came in her face, and knew it was the perfect time to introduce her to the cloudy meatballs. Bro dude.
by Anon Good Nurse September 29, 2013
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Meatballs Decking

The shiniest decking on the planet, not even the size nutboys head could cover the the brightness. Legend has it that meatball would varnish it 4 times a day.
meatballs decking is shiny almost too shiny
by afvgneWDVWRNEGNWGBWR July 22, 2022
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meatball

The most beautiful ball you will ever see. Delicious and yummy
Dude1: dude I love these meatballs
Dude2: IKR
Dude1:Also Adrianna is a meatball
by Patrick Mgee November 1, 2015
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