Overactive Knife and Fork

A medical-esque explanation for obese peoples' massive girths. Fatties who eat too much obviously over use their cutlery.

That fat bastard moans about their Thyroid Gland.... In reality they suffer from an Overactive Knife and Fork!

by Donald Kiddick October 1, 2009

Devil's Fork

This is a sexual act whereby a man/woman stimulates a woman by inserting 1 finger in each orifice - anus, vagina and urethra.

I can't believe Jim gave that girl a Devil's Fork. He almost broke his index finger trying to get it in her pee-hole!

by sexauthor August 5, 2010

kill me with a fork

When you just love forks so much that you would like them carved in your Face.

- Jhon, Kill me with a fork?
--What?
-Now.

by M0l0tov November 28, 2015

Fork Lift Tits

When a women's breasts are so large it seems she needs a fork lift to carry them

she told the doctor to give her fork lift tits

by wolfman2011 May 16, 2011

vote with your fork

Voting with your fork is when you don't support fast food industries by not eating their products. Instead, you eat from local farms and businesses.

I vote with your fork and I helped the small business thrive!

by Boschie Wochie May 1, 2018

Suck My Fork

Mild-ish term of defiance. Said offensively, but isn't actually rude so can be said in front of / to anyone really.

Loser: "Heeeeeeeey Guuuuuuuuuuuuys! Whatcha dooooooiiiiiiing?"

Person: Suck my fork.

by Spoonagon November 8, 2009

fork-poking good

an extremley attractive specimen of the human species

That's a fine mothafucka!
Yeah, he's fork-poking good!!!

by Joy, Chrystal and Tory February 28, 2005