bacterial futurism

An ecosocialist theory of society and politics suggesting that both interpersonal interactions and large-scale human dynamics can be better understood through insights drawn from microorganisms. Since bacteria form the fundamental building blocks of life on Earth, these single-celled organisms hold immense potential—especially when considered collectively, in vast numbers.

Pessimistic about the future? Bacterial futurism has an answer! We can only get out of this situation by organizing en masse toward a decentralized, ecosocialist future.

by peculiargoldfish April 8, 2025

[Future Retro]

An English style that is the new New Rave but not as lame. It's basicaly bright colours and lots of plastic acessories, especialy bracelets, lego necklaces and fake Ray Ban sunglasses.
Why? It's fun.

''Oo, Jamiee, those bracelets from Clare's
Accessories?''
''Why yes, they are. Very Future Retro I thought''

by Jamiee W October 18, 2008

Future

The future doesnt exist

Guy:hey have you heard of the future?

guy 2:it doesnt exist btw

by theclock July 16, 2020

Future Jellybean

Still cringe and fatherless but also now accepts that the skeleton memes are apart of her.

Example of how it's used in a sentence: future Jellybean is kinda mid

by pngtubers are cringe af June 18, 2022

Future jellybean

Jellybean, still fatherless but now agrees that the skeleton memes are apart of her.

"Hey, future Jellybean seems mid"
"I know but the skeleton memes are part of her now."

by pngtubers are cringe af June 19, 2022

future xwife

When you go out with your buddy's drinking scamming on the women looking for your xwife to be that you haven't even met yet

You walk into a drinkng establisment announce out loud ANYBODY SEEN MY FUTURE XWIFE!

by The first mongo December 30, 2016

future teller

A person who can tell the future

How did you know that would happen? Are you a future teller?

by thezackguy October 7, 2020