Cuban Meat Slicer

When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.
My girl surprised me with a Cuban meat slicer because I forgot to put out the garbage this morning.
by Mr. RFH August 18, 2022
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Cuban throw

When you are swimming in cuba and someone reaches for his swimming suit to get his hands full of doo-doo and throws it in your face
Ex : I was enjoying the nice ocean breeze and someone cuban throw me
by NathanDew13 February 15, 2021
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hot cuban doorbell

Sticking a lit cigar up your partner's ass whilst getting fucked from behind.
We were disappointed to find out I couldn't perform the hot cuban doorbell in a local bar due to anti-smoking laws.
by uptheassallthetime September 08, 2015
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Cuban Heel

A heel of approximately two to three inches on a mans shoe or boot which enables him to reach the head hight of his lady friend
Jaysus holley maree muther look at the cuban heels on that short arse feergal there
by The Agent Provocateur January 15, 2016
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Cubanize

To spend money lavishly at an event
Do she have friends to cubanize the burial
by vk2020 July 20, 2021
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Cuban Missile Crisis

When an individual of Cuban descent makes their partner experience multiple back to back intense orgasms in the span of a minute.
You want me to give you a Cuban Missile Crisis you naughty girl...
by Castro's Pet Duck October 26, 2017
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cuban missile crisis

me. i am the cuban missile crisis. i am latino and my dick is a missile. i always make it a crisis. yeah streaks
by March 26, 2022
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