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Alex

Alex is a girl who doesn’t know she’s beautiful. All the guys think she’s gorgeous and she has no idea. She prefers to be called Alex instead of Alexandra. She loves her family through thick and thin. Alex is smart and a great person to have a laugh with. She’s very accepting and forgiving. She doesn’t follow the crowd and can get very nostalgic. Millenials piss her off sometimes. Alex isn’t blind to what’s important in life. Take your time to appreciate her because she’ll always be there. She also loves dogs.
Person 1: Damn that girl is not afraid to bash someone who deserves it.

Person 2: Yup, that’s Alex.
by PrettyBoyBeef January 16, 2019
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Alex

A simp for girls in video games. A guy that won't listen to any of your fucking callouts and says I got this.
Teammates: Ayo behind you
Alex: SHhh Shh I got this and keeps looking forward*
*Dies from behind*
Teammate: What THE FUCK DID I JUST TELL YOU.

*Girl joins the lobby*
Alex: Ayo can I get Yo Snap.
Girl: If you beat me in a 1vs1.
by sadfacesimp September 9, 2020
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Alex

Friend 1 “hey dude wanna go hang out at the park
Friend 2“Nah bro Alex might be there”
Friend 1“So?”
Friend 2“He’s a simp”
Friend 1“Oh yeh he likes Addison. What a clown
by Alex=simp April 18, 2020
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Alex

People named Alex tend to be rather emo and many of times, have homosexual tendencies. People named Alex are huge fans of the well known band, Weezer. They ar4ee huge music enjoyers, ESPECIALLY Weezer.
"You know Alex?"
"The emo one?"
"Yeah man, what an emo ass"
by Cissified April 30, 2022
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Alex

Alex is a great guy who is fun to be around. He never fails to make you smile, he may be a bitch sometimes but it's usually a joke. He is always there for you no matter what, and will always make sure you are okay. He does the best he can for everything and everyone. There is no shortage to Alex and will always do something at all times. He is very nice and sweet and all the girls love him ngl. There is never any harm to having an Alex as one of your friends. He is one of the best people you can have in your life
by Puma D October 6, 2020
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Alex

Alex is an absolute unit born from the heavens above sent to devour all haters of milk. He does not shw respect or remorse to gravel, is fears by many gods as the man who’s dong shadows the universe. He never takes a bad picture as most of them are of him holding a hienz ketchup bottle (his sponsor) He has at least 2 testicles, a four head and maybe a middle toe but can alwayse chomp a box of weetabicks. Alex is sometime mistaken for Jesus or sometime allah. If cause he is much greater then all of them. He wrote the bible and invented war the colour of his lightsaber is purple because he is one with your mums dildo his eyebrows are hotter then an microwave he despises onion gravy and has harvested the souls of many inocente kfc workers.
Alex:what is the Pokémon that Kalyan evolves into
Guy: oh I know, it’s beedrill
Alex: I do beedrilling deez nuts into ur mum

As you can see from the example Alex being the complete sigma alpha male he is has tricked the poor man into a deez nuts joke(may we show respect to his family :( .)
by Greencapmilkmaster December 23, 2021
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Alex

why is Alex so sexy?
by BladeCar November 13, 2020
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