ass badgered

When you dig in a girls ass like a badger

I ass badgered that bitch last night.

by Johnny hot tits April 22, 2016

Butthole badger

The act of visiously going balls deep in a chicks asshole till she doesn't know what to do afterwards, like when a honey badger attacks massively bigger animals with no fucks given.

Yo u can call me Jagger cause of my swaggar, but yo ass gonna call me butthole badger cause I don't quit giving you this sick hole platter.

by #1buttholebadger1990 May 30, 2023

Badger Pussy

A human vagina, with a transition of black into grey pubic hair, resulting a pussy looking like a badger.

Oliver's mum had a badger pussy

by billiam1998 November 22, 2016

Badger Noses

Pointy, small, cone-shaped breasts resembling the nose of a badger.

"Dude, have you seen that chick on the HBO show, 'Girls?' She's got badger noses."

"Don't let your badger noses touch the pool water, trick!"

by Mr. MacB May 6, 2014

sex badger

What you call the guy sat next to you in the balance room when you want his attention.

Oh dan you sex badger, tell me one of them stories about germany.

by theguysatnexttosexbadger February 7, 2014

baldy badger

A fat baldy fanny, but can also mean a bald man in his 40's.

Example 1:

John: Fucking laughing teacakes here mate.
Mark: Why?
John: Our lass has just text me a picture of her baldy badger, smooth sailing tonight when I get in.

Example 2:

John: Take a gander at that goon over there, looks like a right baldy badger doesn't he?
Mark: Aye.

by BanterWagonn March 12, 2014

Sweaty Badger

When a girl with a full on underbeard gets excited, or works out.

'Oooh, that Insanity DVD gave me a right sweaty badger'

by ALittleFlffyOwl March 7, 2014