text hold

When you're having a conversation via text messaging and one person puts the other one on hold.

First text: "If you cared about me, you'd text me back."
Responding text: "Sorry. BRB."
"Yo! I was texting Chris and he put me on text hold!"

by Lindsational August 4, 2009

illiterated texting

When a person who normally spells everything correctly, using proper grammar and punctuation, decides to send messages that heavily use slang, shortened spelling (u instead of you,) and little if any punctuation so the person they are texting will stick around long enough to get to know them.

This is commonly used by men who are trying to get with woman who are attractive, but are not interested in men who come off as nerdy, proper, and useful to society.

ILLITERATED DEFINITION: w3n dey talk l1ke a c00l p3rson

I used the example for illiterated texting in the definition

by Optical_Epilepsy April 2, 2011

text stacking

v. When person "a" sends multiple texts to person "b" without giving time for person "b" to read and/or reply between texts.

Occasionally a reply can be started by person "b", but typing will be interrupted by a new message from person "a".

Frequently occurs when person "a" is bored at work and has nothing better going on.

"Andrew is text stacking me...again"

Inbox: 3 new messages from Andrew
Received: 10:32:10 pm, 10:32:13 pm, 10:32:15 pm.

by jvtinspiredbyvorn September 15, 2010

Timber Texting

Texting while shitting on the toilet.

I was timber texting you last night after mums fried beans.

by cheabuddyyy4 November 22, 2011

Cross-texting

When multiple text threads between 2 people become confusingly ordered or arranged due to time lag and or subject matter.

Him: Hey'd you get my last text?
Her: Yeah I told you I'm down for that!
Him: For which? The beach or dinner?
Her: Yes
Him: Hey call me we're just cross-texting. I'm totally confused now.

by barec2 January 25, 2009

Text Junky

1. A texter who cannot (really WILL NOT) put down their phone b/c they think that they must always text.

1. Jan sure is a Text Junky. She couldn't even buy food for her kids; because she just put another $300 down on the cell bill. Pathetic!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010

Text-hole

When you text someone and they consistently don't text you back for several days, if ever.

* Like the original text fell into a hole
* They don't have the common courtesy to text you back in a timely manner (a-hole).

Dude, don't be a text-hole, text me back.

by elpac July 20, 2020