Powdered Testies

When a man rubs Gold Bond Medicated Body Powder all over his scrotem and his ball sack is white and covered in powder
Other Words: icing sugared dumplings, powdered doughNUTS, christmas balls ,

John: yo darryl i have powdered testies
Darryl: oh, Gold Bond Medicated powder is the good stuff

by Rackadoe October 16, 2012

sans testicles

To be without testicles.

Pronounced "Sans TESTI-CLEES", emphasis on the final syllable.

First known use was Episode 41 of Family Guy, "Screwed the Pooch", released in 2001.

If Nick isn't going to shut the fuck up, he better start applying for a new passport - because his new name will be "Sans Testicles"

From Family Guy:

Mr. Putersmith: You know Brian, this is a lot like a greek tragedy. Of course you'll be playing the role of Sans testicles.

by TheMicroMoth October 5, 2016

tastic

A viable suffix to any possible word, indicating the sheer abundance of the root. Also used to make adjectives at least 20 times more awesome.

Some guy: dude what were you just watching
weirdo: a porno. it was cocktastic

group of girls: omg it's cameron! he's so mantastic!

some other guy: whoa dude look at that house
another guy: yeah it's bricktastic

by shoveitupuras August 16, 2012

TBestIG's Law

Originating from IFunny user "TBestIG"(a degenerate), TBestIG's Law states that there will never be anything more hilarious than reading a bad, offensive, or cringe political view or opinion online, checking the user's profile and or finding a user's alternative accounts whether on the same site or another, and finding out they are "openly and shamelessly addicted to furry porn and vore".

"I have been in several arguments with TBestIG on his profile and whenever i challenge his views he removes my comment or blocks me to get the last word in and to find out he's an otter vore loving faggot is hilarious and i won't be taking him seriously anytime soon in the foreseeable future". - GoodSamaritan

"TBestIG's law strikes again retard."

by GOODSAMARITAN.IF February 23, 2020

Tesi

A Tesla (a stylish, technology-packed electric vehicle with hella torque and ludicrous acceleration).

Saweetie: Beep beep, is that my besti in a Tesi?

by ayysouthtexas March 12, 2021

tenting

Where the fly of pants/trousers bends up in the middle to form a "tent" shape that makes it look like you have a boner.

My mom thought I was touching myself when I was trying to stop my pants from tenting.

by bleepy March 9, 2004

testicleez

Balls as big as Hercules!

Man that dude really had testicleez!!!

by drgnldy November 21, 2003