book of tard

The history of the George W Bush white house. Never have so many been so damaged by the massive retardation of so few.

When the book of tard is written the names Bush, and Chaney will fill several chapters.

by knowman March 26, 2008

r-tard

a retard

you are a fucking r-tard

by jordan eastbrook October 19, 2003

E-Tarded

The way of acting and the feeling after use of the drug Ecstasy.

Man, Poofy was soo E-Tarded today.

by Mellissa What? January 11, 2007

Tard

A person who somewhat act 's like a retard but really isn't!

Chad : Oh Kiersten I love to kiss your neck it makes me so hard!
Kiersten : Keep doin it then after work we can find a room and fuck!
Steve: Hey guys what's goin on!
Chad : Can't you see I'm making out with my girlfriend get lost!
Steve : Oh mind if I join in! LOL
Kiersten : Get lost you creap!
Chad : Yeah get lost before I kick you stupid ass!
Kiersten : What a fuckin idiot!
Chad : Yeah he's such a Tard!

by SlopNChop February 2, 2017

tard police

Used to indicate a person is a complete moron. Formed from the combination of tard, the shortend slang version of retard + police.

Damn, someone should call the tard police on that guy!

by BeerLovinGuy February 13, 2004

Tard Blog

A web log or blog about the day-to-day events of a real-life special education teacher. URL: tardblog.com

Dude, did you read what Riti wrote about on Tard Blog?!?

by Maikeru November 28, 2003

tardfuck

not the same as fucktard, this is much much worse, a tardfuck is someone who gets off on fucking retards. Only use this when suitable... or when wanting to rinse someone so hard they may never need to wash again.

Oh my god! You just tried to bash off usin a bottle and now u have no cock, u tardfuck!

Don't let that dude into the asylum, he's a tardfuck!

Fuck you tardfuck!

by KitSteel April 22, 2007