swag

Swag is the semen from when two men have anal sex and the 'bottom', who's receiving the sperm from the other, keeps the semen (swag) inside him before showering. If someone says they have 'swag' they mean they've recently engaged in homosexual activities, still have the swag in their rectum and haven't yet showered.

Guy 1: I have so much swag.
Guy 2: No-one wants to know.

by Harlequinist/Sluth December 20, 2013

swag

Something Justin Bieber doesn't have.

Justin Bieber has no swag

by thesexybeast101 October 24, 2012

Swag

An ornamental festoon of flowers or greenery.

"Hey dude, look at all my swag."

"I don't see any real flowers or greenery, you dumbass"."

by Someone who will find you. November 1, 2013

Swag

Game that you don't have to spit. You just have it and everybody loves it.

"Damn girl you got swag!"
"Thanks!"
"You know what swag is right?"
"Yea... It's like having game but you don't have to try as hard."
"Yea you got it."

by MoK8e August 3, 2009

Swag

Eating Frosted Cheerios and watching Jerry Springer.

#swagswagswagswag

by swaggggggggggggggg September 24, 2011

swag

Secretly Wanting Anal Gratification

Bill the Metro thought he got a compliment when his boys said "Bill you are SWAG!"

by BR0909 March 8, 2008

swag

A kid who always comes in the clutch and knows how to dress. Has to have a nice watch and of course several pairs of shoes. Someone who has swag will have several friends who think they have it also when they really have none at all. Swag out.

Man, you see that Ryan kid? He's got some serious swag.

by swaggedout33 May 19, 2011