Life

Life is a ticket to a journey you never asked, your parents just signed you up without asking

You don't know where your life will go, just don't be worried.

by Niyaalo October 18, 2021

life

something i hate

ME : i am doing this life only because the 13th floor is not high enough

YOU: nobody cares

ME: thanks, i'll go look for the person named Nobody. Maybe Nobody will save me

YOU: insert something that you would respond to this

by birdgirl hates life May 15, 2021

Life

The thing we all hate

P1- Your life is over
P2- Gee Thanks

by ElloMateImMatthew May 18, 2021

Life

The biggest scam in history. The first 1-2 years is basically just interactive cutscenes then it's 16 years of learning mostly unimportant information that you probably won't remember then you get to spend about another 40-55 years after that paying taxes, working for less than a living wage and waiting to die.

Life is not beautiful, it's pointless.

"In case you've forgotten, here's how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, then the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die". -Squidward Tentacles

"Life is pointless, but at least I have Bo Burnham's comedy specials to make the sad, harsh reality that I was thrusted into this world without consent and now I have to be a slave to society for the next 76-82 years not seem so dark and gloomy".

by StonerGod420 August 12, 2021

LIFE

a very useless thing every human experiences (wow i managed to spell that right) it is stupid and no one should like it cause it only causes pain

wow life is terrible

by Kai (quackity but not) August 16, 2021

Life

A complete disaster of depression where you express every emotion and learn several things from life.

...there is no example to express "life:

by Vansh tandon November 23, 2021

Life

A hopeless void of pain and suffering and no matter what you do everything still sucks

"Hey how are you?"
"Its life man."

by Philosopher of Pain May 19, 2023