Student Council

(Noun) The puppet government set up by the school to give some kids a feeling of being special while also giving them no extra power or responsibilities

(Noun) A startup company that is never taken seriously

(Noun) A type of bird found in Canada (Look it up)

School President: Hey guys im in student council
Student: What are you going to do, become a dictator?
School President: No i cant do anything

Floridan: I work for a student council, and nobody believes me

Bird Watcher: Look at the wild, mysterious, and beautiful student council bird flap its wings into the blue Canadian sky!

Student Council by CallingAllTortoises April 15, 2019

Bench stud 

(n): Player on a fantasy sports team of any kind who will do terribly when you have him in your lineup but will overperform when placed on your bench

Person 1: What?? What do you mean Aubrey Huff had 3 home runs tonight, I just benched him!

Person 2: Not your fault man, he's just a bench stud

Bench stud by duff94 June 24, 2011

Foreign exchange student 

Most awesome person you will ever meet.
Exchange students willingly decide to get off their asses, leave their home country, and go see the world. For that reason, they should be given a helluva lot of credit.
Usually, a foreign exchange student will have a funny accent and not speak your language very well. This is all the more reason to hang out with them, because everything will suddenly become that much more hilarious. Also, they are generally young people, and have the tendency to be extremely good looking.
In conclusion, mad props to all exchange students out there

Damn, look at that hot new foreign exchange student! I can't understand a word they're saying, but they sure seem pretty freaking awesome.

Foreign exchange student by thatforeigngirl December 30, 2011

AP Student 

Supposedly the academically-gifted. That can be true, however, we like to believe that AP stands for "Advanced Procrastinator." We often don't care about what we're learning, we just want that weighted average. We casually share answers, discuss test and essay questions, and occasionally sleep in class. Our assignments aren't normally started until the night before their due-date at the earliest, yet they're all turned in on time. We hardly ever study - only the last 10 minutes before a test. It's a competition of who knows the most in class. The only time we seriously study is the two days before the AP Exams. We get excited talking about the essays afterward.

AP Student: I was up 'til 1:30 last night writing my AP World essay.

Non-AP Student: Didn't you have two weeks to write it?

AP Student: Yeah, but I didn't feel like doing it.

AP Student by fkjljkdslaj June 28, 2011

Binge Studying 

The act of cramming intensely a day or two before a huge test and then regurgitating the information the day of. Little or none of the studied material is retained after the regurgitation thus binge studying is effective only in short term situations such as a quiz or a test and is generally not possible to achieve for final exams.

I need to stop this habit of binge studying or else I'll be clueless on this material when it comes to the final exam.

Binge Studying by OrbatiousOracle142 June 1, 2011

shtudying 

taking a shit while studying, an act of saving time

-yo did u study for the ap euro test
- na dude, i was shtudying for a little bit but watever

shtudying by Shittac Mcgee November 1, 2011

igcse student 

Someone who is always stressed and have no time or energy for anything and must study and submit evidence 24/7. Might also get depressed several times a year, especially in January, May, June, August, October and November.
Can also work under pressure efficiently as IGCSE students got used to being stressed depressed lemon zest all year long.

Oh look! She's looks stressed. She must be an IGCSE student.

igcse student by igcse_student senior 2020 April 26, 2020