Mom stroke

A modified breast stroke that allows for sunglasses to be worn and hair to remain dry.

"I'm doing the mom stroke to cool off, plus I just washed my hair".

by hipmom January 28, 2010

Demo stroke

As a car salesman, this is where you go on a test drive with a customer and rub one out in the back seat without them noticing.

Man that was a short test drive. I barely had time for a demo stroke.

by Ravih22 March 29, 2015

clit stroker

Clit Stroker (kuh.lit-stro.ker)

1. The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates, homologous with the clitoris. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion.

2. Any of various copulatory organs in males of lower animals.

3. My wondrous man-tool. (see wombjabber)

When I get my clit stroker thrusting at just the right angle, she starts doing her impression of a Yellowstone geyser!

by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008

i punch different strokes for different folks

meaning you do or say certain things for certain people

"some people walk, some people run, i punch different strokes for different folks"

by charlotte * June 20, 2006

Stroke

1. A person who has less than average intelligence

2. A caress using ones hands

1. That kid Dan is a fucking stroke!

2. She was totally stroking it.

by jeffm December 7, 2003

Stroke the Salami

male masturbation

by Da Nastee One October 30, 2003

Choke n' Stroke

is when someone dies of auto-erotic asphyxiation

"what ever happened to David Carradine???"

"oh.. you didn't hear? He went out by the ole choke n' stroke"

by StunningLD January 10, 2013