Scraping the griddle

Having sex after a prolonged dry spell.

I heard someone scraping the griddle in the bedroom next door.

by Shanigan September 14, 2015

Slapping the bush

Manual stimulation of the female genitalia

"She got caught slapping the bush at Starbucks."

"She's so lonely she could be a professional bush slapper."

by blowjobs are hot July 24, 2016

Slapping the rudder

To masturbate without consideration for volume.

I was trying to sleep and all i could hear next door was him slapping the rudder.

by Peté S J Bond May 20, 2016

slapping the sergeant

It's a sentence which using as jerking off in Turkey

Yesterday i was slapping the sergeant then ....

by Genieme February 1, 2018

slapping pappy

To choke the chicken, beat the meat, or jerk ones self off.

I wish he would get out of the bathroom, he must be in there slapping pappy!

by City cowgirl May 16, 2018

STÆPPING

When the second part can feel their poop coming, so you start fingering their butt that causes the poop to go back up. Many people experience a brown substance on their fingers afterwards, but that’s nothing to worry about as many people say it actually taste quite good. «It’s a must try» - Anonymous user

I feel something coming down the stinker, better get my finger ready and warmed up becuase it’s time for Stæpping

by McCrib-McLovin69 February 27, 2021

Slapping the turkey leg

The act of masturbation while having a hand inserted into your anus

Bigs "Where was Frank last night?"
Biff "Oh Frank was slapping the turkey leg all night."

by The turkey leg of minith Morgu September 2, 2021