Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking

The finest scientific theory since Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking says that people who trade for a living or endeavor to trade for a living would have been retired already if they were so good at it. "If they were such good stock pickers, they would have been retired already." -Dariusz

The MACD betrayed me, the stock went in the opposite direction. I should have listened to Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking.

by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021

stocking party

An event in which men (specifically) gather to show off their stockings to their friends in hopes to make each other jealous and/or motivate them to own better stockings.

Their wives are not allowed to know about this party.

Hey Steve, will I be seeing you at the stocking party on Saturday “?

by Ayedolph Hittie February 6, 2025

Dirty Stock Exchange

when a male vomits into a females mouth, resulting in semen deposit into both the male and females vagina.

Hey bro, heard u gave the “dirty stock exchange” to jennifer last night.

by the_ceo_of_sex February 22, 2020

Stock

Refers to a car without any modifications. Typically JDM car owners will use stock as an excuse when getting pulled over.

Police: pulls over highly modified Supra
Driver: yes officer, it’s stock

by JarvisBanned December 5, 2020

Popcorn Stock

A stock that has a huge following of dreamers that believe the lies of YouTube Grifters.

This Popcorn stock is gonna rocket, hey watch my dog do this trick and buy my cheap tat.

by BoofingKenG September 3, 2021

The MMAAAN Stocks

The MMAAAN Stocks or 'The MAN' for short, are the initials for the giants tech companies in the US.

Microsoft, Meta, Apple, Amazon, Alphabet, Netflix.

They used to be known as FAANG stocks,

Facebook, Apple, Amazon, Netflix, Google

but since Facebook has changed its name to Meta and Google uses Alphabet as it's parent company, they are 'THE MAN'.

Everyday I turn around THE MMAAAN Stocks are going up! Except for today!

Everybody's purchasing 'The mmaaan' stocks and profits are going through the roof.

I have all of 'the man' stocks in my portfolio

by VIP DICTIONARY GUIDE January 26, 2022

JV Stock

A JV Stock comes from Super Smash Bros. If the game ends and you are at 0%, it will be a JV(number of stocks you have plus 1) Stock. It is used often by people who play the game.

Remember, a JV Stock is what occurs when you are at 0% at the end of a game.

"I lost a stock, but at least I got the JV."

"JV4'd your ass!"

"At least I got the JV."

"That was a JV4 because I had 3 stocks and took no damage."

"Will they get the JV?"

by Le0ne January 28, 2022