Sticky Steamer

The act of taking the nastiest greasiest shit and then proceeding to wipe your ass with a wad of toilet paper and then throwing it at someone’s door so that it sticks to it.

God dammit, Bryan just put another sticky steamer on Colby’s door!

by GinnerRat December 20, 2022

floated a steamer

When a dog takes a dump in the yard and it is cold.

Hey bro, my 150 lb Mastiff just floated a steamer on your front lawn. Be warned.

by techfrog January 16, 2011

Golden Gate Steamer

Used to surprise ones girlfriend for a Birthday, the Golden Gate Steamer, always performed on a Yacht, involves the act of motor boating an unsuspecting female as the boat goes under the Golden Gate Bridge. If done correctly, steam will collect on the inside of her blouse/tube-top.

Man Eric gave the best Golden Gate Steamer since Obama became President!

by overheardmarinasf September 6, 2013

bolt ya steamer

get out of here you fucking halfwit storytelling drunken bum!

bullshitter: I've built a plane rode a fish and shagged a pony!
level headed gent, (from Glasgow) Fuckin Bolt Ya Steamer!

by vamplock October 5, 2016

Dry Docking a Steamer

Taking a shit in a sink, bathtub, or toilet that has no water in it.

Dale: "I'm a go take shit brb"
Rick: "Jeff is in there right now"
Dale: "I don't care i'll dry dock a steamer in the sink if I have to"

Jeff: "Where's Dale?"
Rick: "He's dry docking a steamer in your tub"

by PoopMongrual December 21, 2016

specialized bun steamer

When you can feel someone’s breath on your asscheeks. And you’re paying them for it.

Like when you’re polishing an apple, but it’s your buttcheeks.

“He was a real specialized bun steamer.”

by Cassiafrass February 4, 2018

San Fran Steamer

Taking a public shit in a public place with no repercussions

Im going to take a San Fran Steamer On Pelosi's driveway.

by Reverend Paul Jones December 8, 2020