Stanley Howes

A really cool guy who is a gamer and has lots of women who love him.
Damn my slime, you’re such a Stanley Howes”
by Stanley Howes March 02, 2021
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the Stanley Dean condition

When you are at the age in your life when you arent too old to still get an errection, but can longer ejaculate anything more than a puff of air.
These days JJ has been experiencing "the Stanley Dean condition". At least he doesnt need to use condums anymore.
by ut4wade November 01, 2010
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Pull a Stanley

To pull a Stanley means to not turn in the work that is due in class or to not due the work at all.

To pull a Stanley could also mean doing it 6 weeks after it is due.
"Have you done the assignment?"

"Nah, I think I'm just going to Pull a Stanley on it."
by Moon Cub October 15, 2019
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stanley girl

those girls on tiktok who have like 30 stanley cups or more (which is over $1,000 in cups because they are not cheap) when they need like 2 max and they buy little accessories for it to make it look cute (when it doesn't need to look cute) and they make it their entire personality but in reality they just spend a shit load of money on a cup that will be irrelevant in 2 months, like how hydroflasks were.
Random Girl On TikTok: look at me! I have 30 stanleys, one for each outfit <3 i'm such a stanley girl <3
Everyone Else: you do not need that many reusable water bottles smh
by sam_1706 January 29, 2024
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Stanley steamer

This happens when you defecate aggressively whit the feces emitting warmth that can be felt against your buttocks
Man 1) “dude I’m never getting fast food tacos again.”

Man 2) “why not?”

Man 1) “last night my stomach was bubbling so bad that I forced out a Stanley steamer.”

Man 2) “what the hell is a Stanley steamer?”

Man 1) “refer to the above description.”
by Ascience August 27, 2021
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Stanley Steamer

When you drop a deuce in the snow in the middle of the winter and steam rises from it.
Woah, Jerry just straight up dropped a Stanley Steamer in the park.
by Perry Jex June 02, 2019
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