At least I have standards

Telling someone that they have the average needs of an average person and that they are not low lifes

Random friend: Why do you have to live in an apartment, are you that poor?
Probably You: I’m not that be rich, but at least i have standards aight?

by on July 4, 2022

Standard murderer

City police service racists that killed millions purely in hate crimes Guelph police service got 5000 so far 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

Standard murderers are more disgusting than murder standards

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

M.S.T. (MUT Standard Time)

Mut standard time (MST) is used to describe people from a certain friendship group always arriving somewhere 30 mins - 1 hour after the scheduled time.

“We all agreed to be here at 4:30, where is max?”
“He’s probably following M.S.T. (Mut Standard Time) so he’ll be here at around 5:30”

by jimmyt01 October 19, 2021

Summer Standards

The temporary set of standards used for finding a evanescent mate during the summer season, when most respectable candidates have gone home or off vacationing. It is appropriate for Summer Standards to be lower than the standards of previous seasons, and no judgment for the reduction of moral and physical standards can be given during this time.

Summergirl #1: "Ew, you hooked up with BroMoseph during summer?! He has a neckbeard!".

Summergirl #2: "Girl, it's all good, my Summer Standards allow neckbeards as long as they aren't gingers".

by theartofbeingbopular June 3, 2011

Standard Time

The sense of time we used to experience, as we tried and failed to reclaim it on November 1, 2020.

She awoke on November 1, 2020, eight months into Covid world, four years in the Trumpian alternative universe, and found herself trying to name the daze of the week, wondering how many of them until November 3, 2020, when something or nothing might change, maybe a few months or hours, who could say, and was reminded that she was back on Standard Time. It sounded so nice. She was sure it used to mean something...

by Monkey's Dad November 1, 2020

McCarthy Standard Time

The time difference from your chosen time zone (BST, EST, ECT. etc) to the one being used by a terrible time keeper. Usually meaning they will vastly underestimate the time they need to complete a task or overestimate how fast they can travel somewhere, making them the constant reason for delays in planning and execution of group activities.

Cal: I’ll be home in 10 minutes and load up a playlist as soon as i get online. So… gimme 20 minutes and we’re set.

Dan: Is that GMT or McCarthy Standard Time?

Jack: See you in an hour Cal. 🙄

by x427 January 9, 2023

Simping Standards

When you don't have a crush on someone because of one or many factors.

"I don't think he's attractive. He went to mall jail. Sorry, I have simping standards."

by gnr1986 January 10, 2022