Squirt dirts

Ever think you’re gonna fart and suddenly a mudslide of shit drops down your leg? Ever pass gas in bed and shit all over your dog who was just laying under the covers keeping your ass warm? Need an excuse from your shitty ass job? Baby, you got the squirt dirts!

After getting my ass fucked from that hoe from bbrt, I now have the squirt dirts!

by Handyhomo February 25, 2019

Squirt Box

A box of wine. That’s it. Drink up.

Please pass me the Squirt Box.

by @aminnys July 11, 2021

back squirt

an audible and explosive shit

guy 1- “I beat my record longest back squirt after taco bell last night!”
guy 2- “awesome! i beat mine last week!”

by To it April 25, 2020

verbal squirts

Similar to verbal diarrhea. Usually consists short squirts of verbal nonsense.

He is having verbal squirts

by Mc lockenthal December 29, 2014

Squirt it back

When an individual gets a load of cum in their asshole. They then precede to squirt it back.

“She told me to cum inside her ass”
“Little did I know is that she would squirt it back”

by Queef machine January 14, 2019

squirt the weasel

take a piss. Especially on the female side and when she doesn't shave her vajajay.

Sandrita needed to squirt the weasel because she drank too much Dr. Pepper

by crudmonkey April 25, 2020

Ghostbuster's Squirt

When a girl and a boy pee at the same time in the same toilet and streams are crossing.

girl " i need to pee!"
boy " me too! lets do a Ghostbuster's Squirt"

by doomslice January 21, 2015