squad mobile

A relatively small car with an R plate which has at least five absolute lads who will catcall and shout things out of the window.
These are cars you would avoid especially while walking because you are guaranteed to get honked at.
"Omg did you just see that squad mobile go past?"
"Wait who's that shouting-oh it's a squad mobile fml"
by Neeevvv June 3, 2016
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The panda squad

A whole bunch of cute animals in one place. Including Lucy, Nora, Pucket, Diesel, Leroy.
by The Panda Squad December 21, 2016
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Blonde-squad

A group of dumb blonde stereotypes who are the school's alfa pack. They enjoy tasteless gossip, following trends, and overpriced clothing. They are the first girls to be openly liked by popular guys, but not the first to get boyfriends, because the people who actually get boyfriends aren't superficial jerks, and have emotions other than snake. They have 6-year-old mentalities and insults, such as the well known "I'm not gonna invite you to my birthday party!" and the infamous "I'm telling!" (even if they are at fault). The Blonde-squad frowns upon outsiders, nerds, rebels, and non-trend-followers like me. They are sassy, but mean sassy, not fun sassy. When given an irrefutable retort, they will respond with an embarrassed "whatever." and then stalk away with their troupe in tow. this makes them think they won, when in reality the retort-giver is the obvious winner. To this day, no one knows why they are so popular, because the whole school hates them.

Synonyms:
THE squad, Squad A, the Plastics, Populars, you get the drill...
blonde-squad girl: (in class) how do you spell wood?
me: (stares in disbelief ) I'm sorry, what?!
blonde-squad girl: Oh my gosh, are that stupid? I asked how you spell wood!
me: (gives up all hope on America) W-O-O-D.
blonde-squad girl: I knew you weren't dumb!
me: (under my breath) can't say i feel the same way about you...
blonde-squad girl: huh?

me: nothing...
by HawkinsAV_22 May 29, 2018
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squid squad

a group of bloodthirsty youth known for their aggressive affinity for an artist known as Adam Melchor.
“wow, twitter is quiet these days.”
“yeah, cuz the entire squid squad is in jail.”
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“what’s a fermented slop rag?”
i don’t know, but i bet the squid squad does.”
by sqsq March 23, 2021
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hurt squad

*Really ugly people walk by*
"Dayum, check out that hurt squad!"
by hookerboot November 11, 2013
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Fist Squad

A group of people who get together on semi-regular basis, usually while in foreign countries and systematically fist each other to pass the time.
McKenzie: How did you like our Fist Squad?
Anthony: It was great! Although it's hard to walk today.
by Misterfister August 15, 2017
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Gay squad

The gay squad starts with the one gay but in a few years they're is only one straight member. The one gay member doesn't turn them gay. They help them relise they're hella gay just by being really fucking gay around them. The first gay is usually the most open gay. A gay preacher if you will.
Friend: "that's the gay one"
1st gay: "you right"
/A few years later/
1st gay: "that's the straight one"
Stranger: "wait are the rest of you all gay??"
7 voices: "yes but I'm /unidentifiable screaming of sexualities/"
Stranger: "a gay squad oh hell yeah!"
by De biggest gay September 13, 2018
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