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Dirty Sperm

Its when you blow a load in a chick's ass and it drips down into the vagina, getting the chick pregnant.
That kid was from a Dirty Sperm!
by TwigAndBerris August 29, 2018
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Sperm joke

A joke involving sperm and 2 people (preferably opposite sex/gender)
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $20."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full. Thats a sperm joke
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Sperm Dumpster

A woman that is very easy to sleep with. A woman that has sex with anything that has a penis and a heart beat. Also see slut.
I needed some punani so I nailed that sperm dumpster Jessica.
by Kev23 September 20, 2005
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sperm cup

Visable on women who ware tight fitting tops, that have a gut. The indentation of there belly button.
Look at the sperm cup on that heffer!
by CARM68 July 24, 2006
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sperm donor

The top or pitcher in the act of fellatio.
Willie almost managed to swallow the whole load of choad, but the sperm donor made such a large deposit to the Linda Lovelace fund, that some dribbled down his chin.
by Niemand of Chaos May 13, 2005
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sperm mudd

Sperm mudd, (n):
1)A tasty concoction of sperm and shit devoured by a third party in a threesome.
2)A Japanise delicacy derived from Logging.
1)Jenny ate the sperm mudd off my girlfriends ass.
2)I saw this Japanise porno and this chick ate the sperm mudd out of the other girls ass!
by NickName4U May 22, 2006
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sperm poisioning

When a perfectly intelligent woman has sex with a totally inappropriate guy or a total jerk. His sperm has totally screwed up her mind so she cannot think straight. The only thing that can cure sperm poisioning is to stop having sex with the dude.
Alice: What the fuck does Cinderella see in that asshole.
Tinkerbell: IDK, After talking with her yesterday, I think she has sperm poisioning.
Alice: Shit, we lost her until she dumps his sorry ass.
by manlysmom July 8, 2011
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