sharking

when a women who is in a swimming pool is surrounded by a group of men who then proceed to molest her sexaully simulating a shark attack

a group of men surrounded the 17yr old girl while she was in the swimming pool and proceeded to tear off her swim suit simulating a shark attack therefore known as sharking.once swim suit is torn off the men hold her one man fingering her arse two other sucking squeezing her boobs while another penetartes her vagina..each man interchanging his role over a period of time..while the subject women thrashes about in the water like the victim of a shark attack

by tyronne August 27, 2006

Sharking

When a guy is very obviously chatting up a girl, it can be referred to as sharking, and be accompanied by the hand gesture (a shark's fin above your head with your hand. The hand gesture can also be used alone, oh so slyly... When a girl is sharking a guy, this is known as reverse sharking, and the gesture changes to a rotating hand, or you could say "R E V E R S E" (a la Holly Valance in those adverts).

That guy was SOOOO sharkin' you then...

by JK August 3, 2004

spanking the monkey

like the hottest thing in the world. seriously. (aka masturbating)

Lizzy and nona and kelly looove spanking the monkey. but not as much as Kari! hahaha

by secksiLNKK February 15, 2006

Sharking

The act of persistently messaging, or continuously following a female. Resulting in the eventual surrender, and subsequent sympathy shag/kiss to rid her of the human nightmare which haunts her. Sometimes executed in a drunk state, and not uncommonly used in nightclubs.

Originally coined from the somewhat successful tactic used by the notorious Andrew Goudie; receiving a number of kisses, and shags as a result of this universally frowned upon method of sharking.

"This boy wouldn't leave me alone last night! So I had to get with him to get him to fuck off!" - Girl
"Oh he was definitely sharking you then!" - Boy

or,

"What happened to you last night Karina? - Boy
"That boy had so little chat he had to resort to using The Andrew Goudie Tactic." - Karina
"Oh you poor poor person!" - Boy

by Natalie Belbin May 26, 2014

Spanking gear

Another word for thong. Spanking does not always involve sexual contact, especially between strangers; thus potential bottoms are asked to wear thong underwear.

When I saw that sexy policewoman, I wished I had been wearing spanking gear.

by sasgon February 19, 2009

C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)

The public flogging that takes place on C-SPAN of government officials, corporate bigshots, et al. Usually manifested in the form of relentless, fact-based interrogation by Members of Congress on unsuspecting (yet arrogant) government officials appearing before Congressional subcommittees when they try to pull a fast one by spouting fuzzy logic to defend/justify their reasoning for inane decisions that would inevitably harm American citizens and their descendants. (e.g., knuckleheaded spending programs, tax increases, etc.)

Search YouTube for "Rep Paul Ryan questions OMB Peter Orszag on President Obama's budget savings" .... Orszag undeniably received a "C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)" from by Rep "Bulldog" Ryan...he was owned!

by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009

7 mile spanking machine

7 miles of people ready to spank you as you crawl between their legs. See heaven

Daddy see if your friends can give me a 7 mile spanking machine

by RodgerC26 June 11, 2018