Spanish Teacher

1. adj. clueless
2. n. one who teaches imaginary ideas
3. n. the only teaching position open to past special ed. students

JOHN: DID U SEE THAT RETARD WITH THE HELMET
BEN: YES THAT WAS MY SPANISH TEACHEr

by COTT PETERSON February 26, 2005

spanish door knob

When you push the door knob into ones rectal cavity and continue to squeeze while trying to open the door.

I walked into my sons room to find him stuck to the door handle, it must be that new Spanish door knob he's been talking about

by The dickless magician August 30, 2016

Spanish trumpet

The harmonizing tone that a lusty Latina lover makes when a Spanish bullfighter inserts his hot sauce drenched genitalia

You know the noise the "It's Wednesday, My Dudes" guy makes? Thats a Spanish trumpet

by Ragnar boulderfist June 7, 2016

Spanish whistle

Spanish woman with a missing tooth giving a blow job.

Guadalupe, missing a tooth, was able to give a spanish whistle.

by By the lake chick May 27, 2016

spanish banjo

when you put a spoon up your sister's ass and play wildstar

MMO's are getting too easy now, I'm going to have to get a spanish banjo to spice things up

by fluffywuffy February 27, 2017

Spanish paddler

While in a vehicle- When the passenger causes the car to go off of the road (intentionally or unintentionally) and must flee the scene. The passenger will then make sure the driver is unconscious or deceased.

Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis

3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.

Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.

I had to Spanish paddler that mother fuckers!

by Whiteyt9 September 30, 2017

Spanish fruitcake

A Spanish guy who is flaming.

"wow he is such a Spanish fruitcake."

by SatansDucky December 15, 2017