spaghetti wilin

actin crazy

This ho threw her cigarette down at a gas station....spaghetti wilin!

by J-twizzle October 10, 2003

Spaghetti Sauce Dildo

A Dildo with a screw cap that you fill with Spaghetti Sauce and eat after a good long Masterbation ( be sure to use a straw )

"Hey Kid's The Spaghetti Sause Dildo now comes in all sorts of fun shapes and color! Even Glow in the Dark! So tell your bitch ass mother to call 555-2354"

by Spanky Lou June 16, 2003

spaghetti bender

when one man sticks his penis into another mans rectum and the second man spins on the dick as to "twist" his penis.

man after that spaghetti bender last night i had a prolapsed asshole.

by jonathan biloy November 9, 2007

spaghetti & rice

when something/someone has all the texture with none of the taste.

god, that person is all spaghetti & rice, man.

by guarinorama February 25, 2009

spaghetti and meatballs

The act of releasing a bowel movement in a vagina of a person menstruating

Broooo did you hear they had spaghetti and meatballs last night?

by thicc boi October 27, 2019

Spaghetti Night

When someone performs oral sex on a man while their mouth is filled with spaghetti. The reasoning is that the texture of the spaghetti will create a pleasurable and exciting sensation on the man's genitals.

Man: Damn girl, why the hell you cooking noodles at 11 pm?
Woman: Oh I was just thinking we could have a spaghetti night in a bit.

by BigHairyPastaLarry October 31, 2019

Spaghetti Straight

A person who identifies as straight but is open to or actively has sexual relations with someone of the same gender. The term stems from a widely used internet joke in which one person mentions somebody being straight and another person responds “so is spaghetti until it gets wet” ergo, meaning these people are straight until it comes to sex.

Person 1: Did you hear Matt hooked up with Jared last night? And all this time I thought he was straight…
Person 2: Well he is straight, just spaghetti straight

by Goofy Snake January 7, 2022