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Soggy Towel

A nice wet towel soaked in semen, Perfect for cleaning up after painting some fences whilst looking for that greasy bonus .
AYO I GOT SOME PAINT ON ME, PASS THAT SOGGY TOWEL.
by BigDaddyDilf January 25, 2023
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Soggy Sombrero

A pick-me-up coffee made of a shot of espresso with a ratio favoring steamed milk to foam. It’s a wet cappuccino. It’s another name for a wet cappuccino that confuses a barista. It errors a barista out.
Barista: “Hi, what coffee would you like?”

You: “A Soggy Sombrero.”
Barista: “...”
You: “...”
Barista: “...Hi, what kind of coffee would you like?”

You: “A wet cappuccino.”
by MyPseudonymitz March 15, 2021
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Soggy Ron

The art of multiple male participants standing in a bukkake formation spunking onto Renalds head, therefore creating a brylcream like styling gel.
Me and the boys gave Renalds a soggy ron
by Kontex February 17, 2021
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Soggy Josho

Slide a finger across your wet and slimy taint(wiping along the ball sac is recommended), then while looking your victim in the eye and slide it into their ear.
After working 12 hours, I committed a soggy Josho on my roommate, getting me quickly evicted.
by Josho117 April 22, 2022
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soggy nuggie

When a male dips his balls into Chick-Fil-A sauce and teabags a woman.
Dude....I met up with Chrissy last night and gave her a soggy nuggie! She licked it all off.
by Rm2100 October 17, 2017
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Soggy vagina

The girl i hooked up with had a soggy vagina
by That1b1tch2790 April 20, 2021
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Soggy Cactus

After sexual intercourse, the penis turns flaccid and is often coated in bodily fluids, looking like a soggy cactus.
"I can't fuck you babe, I've got a a soggy cactus"
by Ceita May 2, 2022
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