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Tolstoy's Snowball

An entity that will survive longer if attacked than if left alone. Reference to Tolstoy's comment in War and Peace that a snowball will stick together as it melts on a stove when it would fall apart if left alone. Lesser known cousin of Chekov's Gun.
Bro #1: Bro, do you want to prank our rival team before the big game?
Bro #2: Nah bro, did you hear them arguing after that last practice? They're Tolstoy's Snowball - they'll play way worse if they don't have us to focus on.

Bro #1: That's wise bro.
by Crazy cow May 9, 2025
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Dirty Snowball

When one cums into an asshole. That person let's cum seep out into shot glass. Then puts cum back into their mouth. Spits the load back into the mouth of the person that originally came into the asshole and that person swallow his own load.
I busted my nut into their asshole they let the cum seep into a shot glass. Took the shot help the cum in their mouth. Spit the cum back into my mouth and I swallowed my cum. It's called a dirty snowball.
by anonymous April 14, 2025
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Snowball

Snowball, The Second un command. a very person whose has grand dedication in gooning vee from Dandy's World. The Second in command of Great Goon Society. Its told that she been beating out AND gooning to Vee 150 times daily.

Shes really into in woman AND men, a true gooner AND member of Goon Society.
VI: did you hear that Snowball ascended as The Second in Command of Goon Society? She really been busy with Vee, huh.

Lowkey: THIS Is truly a game-changer for Goon Society. Snowball really went out with her WAY!

Ciken: She did WHAT!
by Vi1ne February 20, 2025
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Snowball

The act of throwing a snowball where one launches their discharge at someone’s face.
Hey! Catch this snowball, I made it myself
by wwww4z September 30, 2025
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Fiji Snowball

Is the act of having sex while a female is on her period, as you cum inside her. She proceeproceeds to squirting the mixture on her hands and throwing it at his face. Similar to a dirty snowball.
My wife likes to perform the Fiji Snowball on me once a month on exocric theme night.
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Ugandan Snowball

It is the way.

Spread the way into the queens asshole and suck it out.
Ugandan Snowball is de way. Slurrppp
by Decommander May 2, 2018
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California Snowball Fight

A California snowball fight arises when hobos take turns throwing hand-formed balls of fresh-squeezed, or old feces at each other, unsuspecting bystanders, pets, indiginous wildlife, and pretty much anything within throwing range. There are no victors in this game, only very smelly and very pissed off victims.

It is such a common occurrence that the State once considered sanctioning a legitimate sports league for it, but during the testing phase, a new and rampant strain of hepatitis -now called hepatitis Q- broke out, and everyone's TVs were also stolen.
Oh man, I got caught in the crossfire of a California snowball fight, and now I have the worst case of pink-eye EVER! Where the hell is my TV!!!
by Unicorn Squeezins November 27, 2021
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